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Perma Banned

I recently had to ban this guy from a forum I co-run with two other webbies because he’s a known content trader. It’s funny because the dude actually was surprised and thought it was bullshit that he got banned.

If you steal and post photos/videos or post your user/pass and ask others to rip the site for you etc… can you really be that surprised if others chose to not like you or allow you in sites they are associated with?

Isn’t this common sense?

If you’re going to steal from us, “us” being the solo model industry,  you should expect to be blacklisted with every webmaster/forum out there. What did you expect? A welcome smile and a hello friend greeting?

Last time I checked, respect should be earned. If you steal from our site or sites in this business, make no mistake, you won’t gain respect. You should have considered this before posting your user/pass on that trading site, asking for others to rip the site.

As a ccbill webbie, we can reverse check the username to see who the account is associated with. Dur.

I hate being the bad guy, this dude seemed like a good guy in chat and what not. I mean, he really seemed nice. Sadly, just because someone is nice to your face, doesn’t mean they’re not stabbing you in the back when you’re not looking. It’s rare that we can put a name on the thieves stealing from us.

I am being quite nice by not naming you outright, when i have no reason to be nice to you. I haven’t named your online name or your real name, your ip etc. I’m not out to ruin your rep, but at the same time I’m not going to sit idly by as you try and chat up a storm in the forums I am associated with.

You cannot be trusted and I told you point blank when I confronted you with the charges of trading, that if you signed up for anything I was a part of, I’d block/ban you.

I know in life we’re supposed to give people second chances and what not, but I’m not so sure this is an area where we’ll give you on.

Michael Jackson

Yeah yeah, he’s dead. So what? I think it’s kind of hypocritical how many people are all sad he’s dead and seem to forgot the monster this man was. Sure, he brought us some amazing music, and he also is more or less one of the reasons MTV became what it is today, but can we really forgot/overlook all the other stuff? Really? REALLY?

The man was doing a ‘comeback tour’ shortly. Why? He was rich beyond rich… why would he be doing a comeback tour? Oh yeah, he was broke. Bankrupt almost from paying off families of children. Now why would he have to do this? I mean, sure.. one or two people might make shit up but burden of proof stipulates without it… you have no case right? So if the families had no case…. why pay them off to keep them quiet?

This doesn’t make you wonder?

I know, I know… he never had a childhood and blah blah blah. Yeah, whatever you need to tell yourself to excuse the fact that this sick twisted fuck was a pedophile.

So next time you’re crying your eyes out over “She’s out of my life” or some other Jackson-a-thon moment whilst you reflect on his legacy, think of just one of the children he’s fucked up. JUST ONE of the kids he stole the innocence from.

Yeah, Michael Jackson was a genius. A genius at keeping his black ass out of jail.

Believe what you want to believe but if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and spends his money paying off families and settling out of court…. ummm….

Common sense called. It’s for you.

Behind the scenes

Yesterday was the first cam show where Bryci did it in our office. I am sure some of you are wondering… what’s it like to be in the same office as a hot female when she is doing a show?

Well skippy, it’s not easy…. here’s why…  the first video was shot in HD so when you watch it, be sure to click the little black box in the bottom corner to go full screen.  the other two videos were shot on the iPhone… so they’re 640 x 480 which is strange. I mean iPhone does everything else letterbox, you’d think they’d also shoot video in 16:9 format.

This one is in HD if you go full screen.

It’s not a rough life, but it’s hard when you have a beautiful woman doing this a mere five feet away. I’m not complaining… B is gorgeous!

Yes my desk is messy, what’s your point? =)

if you’d like to see Bryci on webcam or any of the other girls, head over here! <—click that

What is in a name?

For the slow children in the back, my name is not eltardo.

My name is James. I’m the 14th in my family. Sad. Sad. Sad… but true. No, if B and I decided to pop out puppies or adopt a monkey, it will sure as fuck not be named James. Hell no. Something like Asskicker11 or something. A name that strikes fear into the hearts of those that hear it. They don’t dare laugh for fear Asskicker11 will take exception to their smile. Yes. For sure.

I chose the domain name “eltardo” because it was going to be a blog where I write about people that I think are, well, fucktards. Not just people though, no, things in life as well. Like the asshole driving the mini van that is going 30 mph slower then the flow of traffic because they have one of those ‘baby on board’ signs and they want us all to know their cargo is precious.

Oh please, your cargo was probably not planned and you probably are a shitty parent. You’ve already established your cool points with your mini van. I kidd, I kidd. Minivans are cool. (j/k)

I get people calling me “Eltardo” because they figure that’s my name. Meh, whatever makes em happy. Maybe they think I’m a fucking tard. haha. Probably. Fuck em. Haters. They will make you famous you know. I wish i had a nickel for every dickface that I have pissed off on internets. I’d have, umm… 30 cents. FUCK YEAH BOYYEEeeeeeee

I often wonder why this person or that person chose their online name. I didn’t chose eltardo as my handle. I chose it as a blog title. That’s it kids, not rocket science. In forums, I’m creative as a motherfucker with my name choice. “james”

I know right? awesome.

I see some guys with names and I wonder… how did they come up with that name? Some guys are obvious… JefferyMustangMan, a good guy.. easy name to figure out. Jeffery owns a Mustang and he loves it more then the air her breathes. This makes him, a Mustang Man. Simple. Easy to understand. That or he always wished he had a my little pony as a young lad… nah… don’t think that’s it. (j/k Jeff)

It’s the guys with names like BiGDiCkMiKe that i want to cyber boot stomp in the face. First off, you don’t type like a fucking 12 year old unless you’re 12. Capiche douche bag? Seriously. Some people just are so easy to hate aren’t they?

My Mom always told me, hate is a strong word. Don’t use the word Hate ever. Thanks for the advice Mom. BiGDiCkMiKe is a fucking douche bag though, I’m sure she’d understand. I hate that fucker.

Is it time to say goodbye to windows completely?

I have been a long time windows user. A power user if you will. I have built my own boxes for the past 15+ years, toiling with motherboards, ram, graphics cards etc. I started back on Windows 3.1, up into Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Millennium or ME as it was called, Windows 2000 to Windows XP Pro… to gulp… yes… Vista.

fucking stupid windows vista cocksucking vista did i mention how much vista sucks? no, then now i have stupid fucking vista grumble grumble grumble

So anyway… we recently bought the new iPhone 3GS. it’s fucking epic. Seriously the best phone I have ever owned. It reminded me how with Apple, shit just works. No stress, no headache, no unresponsive garbage. No Visa is not responding bullshit messages etc etc etc.

Makes me think… am i wasting my life in Windows when I could be happier in OS-X 10.5.7 ? I have a powerful computer, a Mac Pro with 10 gigs of ram, 4 terabytes of HD space, 8 core, 2 quad core 2.8 XEON processors so yes, powerful as fuck… yet without fail, Windows is still windows and OH HAI! I IS GOING TO BE UNRESPONSIVE FOR UZ, PLEASE REBOOTZ!

stupid cockucking Microsoft products rarely working like they are supposed to grumble grumble

So my mind is thinking…. dude, stop dicking around with Vista once and for all. Thing is, there are several pieces of software I use in Windows land that I just don’t have in Mac. Video converters etc. I know I can get them for OS-X but I have to pay lots for them. lol. (not to the people not in the know… there are a billion warez for PC out there, not as many for OS-X users)

So yeah, good times. I am in OS-X right now and well holy shit, it hasn’t frozen or not worked once. What is this? My firewire drive isn’t asking me for drivers? It just works right away? Wow. Cool. Fucking windows….. anywhoo…..

I tis a pain getting used to the short cuts though… control key = command key. sigh. I’ll finger it out =)

Like…whoa

this video is trippy. Would be so much better if on meds

New Phone

Well, about two months ago I wrote about picking up a Blackberry Bold cell phone. I was torn between the iPhone and the Blackberry, and I went with the Blackberry. I went that way because everyone I had spoken with told me that the iPhone was fun, but it sucked batteries dead etc. I didn’t want a phone that would die while in my pocket etc, I needed something so I could be connected to support, emails etc.

I went with the blackberry and well, I always wished it was the iPhone. heh

Especially after Glen came up and stayed over night, showed off his iPhone to me. Fucker. Thanks buddy. heh

The new iPhone 3G S came out recently, the 19th of June I think. They addressed the battery life, they addressed the ram, the processor, they gave it more heart and soul so both B and I figured, it was time. We picked up the new iPhone 3G S earlier today.

Sadly, this comes after signing a contract with Rogers for the Blackberry… so if you are reading this and you are in Canada and you are with Rogers… and you’d like the new Blackberry Bold, let me know by emailing me at eltardocom@gmail.com If you were to buy it outright from Rogers, the phone is $599-$650 range. I’ll let it go for $350-300 range. Want a new phone that is brand new, under warranty and scratch free? Let’s talk.

The Blackberry Bold is a great phone, I am an Apple person though, through and through. I added the protective invisible shield from zagg.com to the bold when we got it so it has zero scratches. I can’t recommend Zagg.com enough for protective skins. They’re the shit.

Too early to give you a review of the new iPhone, I’ll let you know though.

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