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Being Single

So, single folk, fill me in. What’s so great about being single? I’ve been a member of your club from time to time in the past, but if I am being honest… I’m not sure what all the fuss is about.

When single, you do what you want, when you want. That’s a plus for sure, but if you’re with the right person, be that person male or female… it’s sort of the same because you share interests. So you still get to do all that crazy shit you’d do when you’re alone, but you have a partner in crime. Well, other than turning on porn and spanking the monkey full time. Then again, with the right partner, you can do that too.

I have friends in relationships and they are miserable. I have friends that are single and they are miserable. Everyone seems to want what they don’t have, until they have it, then they don’t want it anymore. umm.. wha? Confusing. I know.

I’ve been dating the same woman now for over two years. I love her, without question. Sure, we have moments were we want to take Louisville sluggers to each other, but hey, it’s only because we *love* each other. Of course I’m kidding, we’d never take bats to one another. Where the fuck are we going to get bats? No, we’d use brooms, irons, George Foreman grill plates in a jiffy. You improvise, ya know? Girl threw turkey at me once. I don’t mean sliced deli meat, I mean a frozen fucking bird!

(I kidd, I kidd.. she doesn’t throw stuff at me)

We have moments where we don’t see eye to eye, but it can usually be attributed to her being right and me being wrong. I’m a guy, and one thing about being a guy that I have come to terms with is that although we mean well… we’re often idiots. I’m not saying women are perfect, because we both know they are..er… aren’t. Nobody is. We bump heads, cooler heads prevail and we work past it. Too many people give up or throw it away.

Seriously… how many times have you gotten in a fight or serious talk that went to a place you really didn’t want it to go.. and then it happens… you break up. You think… what? WHAT!? I didn’t mean to say that… but you did. you did say it. It’s done. When I look back, I have said things I didn’t mean, I have done things I didn’t mean, but when things are done, things are said… one needs to own it. One needs to either backtrack and hope to fuck the other person is in a giving mood… or one needs to move on.

When I met my current girlfriend, I was dating this other girl that I had broken up with three times. She was and is a great girl, just not great for me. We were moving in different directions, I could see it, I know she could see it.. but she didn’t want to admit it. I couldn’t be with someone that was resentful of my work, my friends, my life. I was friends with my current gf for awhile before we actually took a shot at dating. We saw the good, the bad, the ugly sides of one another ahead of time.

I suggest that to you all. Don’t just meet someone and start dating them. That fucking blows. You never know what you’re going to get. Everyone pretends to be something else when dating, at first anyway. You put your best foot forward and sometimes… you forget that eventually, you have to be yourself again. You’ll lower your guard and what if they don’t like what they see?

Ah fuck it, why bother right? That was my attitude. I was perfectly happy being single. Nothing wrong with being single. Masturbation isn’t as much fun as when dating though. I do have a couple friends that are single and love it. I’m not sure if they’d trade it for a relationship if they had the shot at one. I’m sure if they wanted to date, they’d be dating.

There is nothing wrong with being single, I just prefer to be in the other clubhouse is all. Membership has it’s privileges. For example, when I am feeling off, she picks me up. When I need inspiration, she smiles and I’m filled with hope. She knows me better in some ways than I know myself and although I’m not sure why we are where we are in life…. I know we’re here. I look on the past as a lesson that got me to this point. This intersection. this moment. What I do with it, is anyone’s guess.

What I share with my girlfriend, I would wish for everyone I know, but in doing so… I know some of you would fuck up. You’re human, it’s in our nature. Sometimes those fuck ups though… bring you to the next step, the next doorway if you will. the next relationship that might fill your life with more warmth, more love, more meaning than you previously knew possible.

My buddy Glen knows what I am saying. he came and stayed with me for a few days about a month or so back… and when he was here, all he could do was talk of this woman, Mandie. The way he spoke of her, was poetry. I could tell that to him, she was more than just someone to date, she was an equal. Someone he could relate to, someone he could share things with. Someone he could be, Glen, with.

I am gay for these two crazy kids.

Trust me kiddies, finding someone you can be your true self with… is rare indeed. If you find that, hold on to it. Fight for it, never let go. Glen, buddy, you rock. I wish you nothing but the best, brother.

To you single folk out there, keep on keepin on, when you want to find her, or him… it’s possible. Often, the greatest discoveries, are right in front of you.

I found someone that means more to me than I knew possible. She’s everything I want, she’s everything I need. She makes me a better person and she makes me want to be a better man. Like I said, I wish for you, everything I’ve found. Except no.. you can’t have my girlfriend. She’s mine. Meh!

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