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Oct

So growing up, I remember watching tv shows and movies with UFOs and what not, and well, you chose to either believe or not believe, right? I always believed in other life in the Universe because let’s face it, with several billion planets out there, to say we’re alone is pretty ballsy/stupid/Christian.

ufo documents

Check this story out, and although you could take the story as being bullshit, check the source out before you think it’s bullshit. REUTERS. Reuters is trustworthy like Associated Press is trustworthy. Not only that, turns out they snagged the story from the National UFO Archives in the UK that were recently opened. The archived feature hundreds upon thousands of eye witness and military accounts, that prior to now were locked away so unclassified eyes (like yours and mine) couldn’t read them! Now everything has been declassified. This will be a link you show your parents and shit, it’s unreal.

Make sure you show the Christians you know, they are taught that UFO’s/life on other planets is a no-no so this will be especially fun for them. haha

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U.S. pilot was ordered to shoot down UFO
Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:27am EDT

By Peter Griffiths

LONDON (Reuters) - Two U.S. fighter planes were scrambled and ordered to shoot down an unidentified flying object (UFO) over the English countryside during the Cold War, according to secret files made public on Monday.

One pilot said he was seconds away from firing 24 rockets at the object, which moved erratically and gave a radar reading like "a flying aircraft carrier."

The pilot, Milton Torres, now 77 and living in Miami, said it spent periods motionless in the sky before reaching estimated speeds of more than 7,600 mph.

After the alert, a shadowy figure told Torres he must never talk about the incident and he duly kept silent for more than 30 years.

His story was among dozens of UFO sightings in defense ministry files released at the National Archives in London.

In a written account, Torres described how he scrambled his F-86 D Sabre jet in calm weather from the Royal Air Force base at Manston, Kent in May 1957.

"I was only a lieutenant and very much aware of the gravity of the situation. I felt very much like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest," he said.

"The order came to fire a salvo of rockets at the UFO. The authentication was valid and I selected 24 rockets.

"I had a lock-on that had the proportions of a flying aircraft carrier," he added. "The larger the airplane, the easier the lock-on. This blip almost locked itself."

At the last moment, the object disappeared from the radar screen and the high-speed chase was called off.

He returned to base and was debriefed the next day by an unnamed man who "looked like a well-dressed IBM salesman."

"He threatened me with a national security breach if I breathed a word about it to anyone," he said.

The documents contain no official explanation for the incident, which came at a time of heightened tension between the West and the Soviet Union. Planes were on constant stand-by at British bases for a possible Soviet attack.

The files blame other UFO sightings on weather balloons, clouds or normal aircraft. Torres said he had been waiting 50 years for an explanation.

"I shall never forget it," he told the Times. "On that night I was ordered to open fire even before I had taken off. That had never happened before."

Reuters via UK National Archives <– this is UNREAL

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Posted by eltardo on October 25, 2008 | Posted in aliens, awesomeness, cool as shit, news, science, ufo | No Comments »

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Jun

Ok, for the past week or so we have been covering this retard Jeff Peckman and his so called Alien video. Of course, we posted it and yeah, it was pretty frickin’ lame.

Earlier today I saw this comic online… seemed to sum it all up.

alien proof

Jeff Peckman seriously needs to get out more and stop watching old reruns of Deep Space Nine. Jebus, any sci fi geek knows TNG was the only real Star Trek. Sheesh. 

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3

Jun

A few posts back we told you about this cracker that felt there are aliens on earth and he has video proof. Now, to be fair… this guy might be on meds or some shit, so we’ll be nice.

When he told us of video proof, we all shouted, VIDEO OR GTFO! He replied that he’d show the video soon enough and happy happy joy joy, that day has come.

So with the weight of the scientific community baring down on this eltardo nominee gives us this. No, I am not making this up… I wish I was.

Jeff Peckman wants to believe. Hell, *I* want to believe but slapping a gag prop on your kid, and then saying you have proof that can’t be denied… well… is just stupid.

Wake up clown shoes, I hear Scientology is hiring.

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Posted by eltardo on June 3, 2008 | Posted in aliens, space, videos, wtf | No Comments »

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May

I know what you’re thinking…. of course aliens exist, one sold you oranges on the freeway on ramp the other day. No, I’m not talking about illegal aliens, I’m talking about E.T.. I am talking about little green men from outer space sort of thing.

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Jeff Peckman, a nut job from Denver, is pushing a ballot initiative to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in Denver, Colorado. he says he’ll be showing the video this Friday and you can bet your sweaty balls, we’ll post it here when it goes live.

"As impressive as it is, it’s still one tiny portion in the context of a vast amount of peripheral evidence," he said Wednesday. "It’s really the final visual confirmation of what you already know to be true having seen all the other evidence."

Apparently Stan Romanek is doing a documentary and Jeff’s footage will be in this documentary. An instructor at the Colorado Film School in Denver analyzed the tape that Peckman brought him of the Alien and determined that is it not CGI or puppets. It is authentic footage, of what though, is yet to be determined.

"It shows an extraterrestrial’s head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that’s visible through an infrared camera," he said. The alien is about 4 feet tall and can be seen blinking", Peckman said earlier this month.

In a statement, Peckman said "other related credible evidence" proving aliens exist will be shown at Friday’s news conference, too.

Eltardo’s view… Jeff needs to stay out of the Fruit Loops. Sure, Aliens exist, how could they not? If they’ve managed to stay hidden this long, what are the odds of a stupid one to be caught on film somewhere looking into a window, blinking? I’m thinking Skippy watched Whitley Strieber’s Communion a few too many times, while snorting pop rocks or some shit. That’s just my opinion.

Credit: Rocky Mountain News

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Posted by eltardo on May 29, 2008 | Posted in aliens, crazy | 1 Comment »