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20
Nov
Yeah, I didn’t know what to call this post. Fuck off.
So here are some random blah blah blah pix, mk sunshine? mk.
Hello, mixed signals, how are u? I am fine.
If I was filthy rich…. I’d have this outside my hous… umm.. wait.. no I wouldn’t.
Not sure who she is, but she`s gorgeous so I thought I`d show ya her boobies.
This is Sasha from Camwithher. I`ll have a *LOT* more on her soon.
Ariel is one of the hottest red heads online.
I know I have had this before, but it`s funny.
The Nissan GT-R is sad.
Cool ass avatar
26
Aug
Alright fist fuckers, it’s that time again. Praise Jesus, Allah, Gandhi, whoever the fuck you call the high mighty. I’m going to give you more random crapola.
First things first…
you will never be this lucky.. and this gets the
uhh… yeah… your wife will love this.
I have gotten some emails from some of you girlyboys wanting to see my shaved cock, so here ya go. Jesus, I post a video of my balls and the world goes cutesy. fuck.
“No, seriously, I know Adam Sandler.”
edit: nice air boner from behind their captain queero
Go check out Nikki, she rocks the house.
The most accurate take off ad I have ever seen
this guy gets all the girls. fact
Way cool geeky mario brothers tattoo
Send this to your girlfriend and she will have the sex with you.
I’m gay for Smallville so here’s Lois Lane for ya… Eric Durance NUDE. Not that it matters, but some of you geeks like me might have been like.. whoa when you first seen these.
avatar time… (use these in forums yo) more here
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25
Jun
If you’ve been in a forum, you know you’re not one of the cool kids until you have a cool avatar. Well, fear not, Uncle Eltardo is here to make sure the other bastard children don’t make fun of you.
Here’s some of the more fucked forum avatars for you to say thanky for. These are all fucked up size wise. Deal with it.
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There ya go. Now you can be cool too.
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