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Oct

bootcampupdate21forwindowsvista64_20080424140829 So i decided I’d try out full speed Vista 64 bit inside Bootcamp on my Mac Pro. So I took a couple days and tweaked it, got the settings down and now I am starting to see why a lot of people disliked/hated Vista.

Ah well, shit happens, Windows 7 will be here next June or so I’m told. It’s not as bad as it could be I guess. I mean, it works… it just a lot of interesting settings that make you think.. what the hell…

So it’s Sunday afternoon, I woke at 12:45pm today. Sunday is fuck off world day so I sleep in. I think myself and B are coming down with something, we both feel link shitcakes so we’ll wait and see how this plays out I guess. heh

Random thoughts… (click any pic for larger if i have it)

17 I think I am going to start posting more porn and what not here at Eltardo, you ok with that?

aeron_chair_ae111pwxn2 Remember that kick ass chair I ordered? Fucking thing doesn’t even ship out till November 22nd area. I won’t have it until the first week of December. Holy cocksuckers.  They build to order, and there is a waiting list for these things so I wait, sitting on this lame ass broken chair I have now.

me on the beach
fuck i miss warm beach weather. whine whine whine. It’s +6C here right now

eltardo on the beach
B took this pic of me during summer.. when it gets to 35-40C.. it’s beach weather for damn sure.

60 gig gard drive goodness

My buddy sent me this cam grab way back in the day.. July 2000. He’d just bought a new hard drive, the biggest one they sold at the time. a whole 60 gigs. Fuck, those were the days. Now I sit here with this retarded overkill of power and hard drive space… wow, times have changed technology wise.

guy fucking his range rover 
I hope this dude’s kids are on internets. Seeing Dad like this, well shit… that would scar you something fierce.

tequila cat
Tequila Cat is not impressed.

spidey gets head
this is why being a super hero isn’t a bad thing.

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Posted by eltardo on October 26, 2008 | Posted in beach, me, office, porn, random | No Comments »

20

Oct

Holy crap fish sandwich, Tara Reid scares the bejesus out of me.

She has had more plastic surgery then one should have, and it sort of seems like she’s one of those eltardos that thinks if you have surgery, you don’t have to care about the way you look because hey, if you pack on some more meat you can go see a doc and get fixed again… not fully clueing the fuck in that yes, it takes a toll on the body.

So the photo set starts out alright… she *appears* to have a decent stomach that she’s worked for….

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See, not so bad right? Well grab a bucket kids, time to get gross…
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Is her fucking stomach frowning at me? really? Camel toes are supposed to be awesome :( Tara-Reid-Bikini-1-06
Oh snap, that shit is shifting… there are cameras at the beach? wtf? Camel Toe yells out of nowhere...RUN TARA RUN!
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wait a tic… is your ass melting in the heat? is your ass made of wax?
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what in the fuck is wrong with your trunk? you don’t have junk in yo’ truck, you have cement.
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Ok, I wish i hadn’t seen this. I’ll have bad dreams… fuuuuck me Tara Reid is a scary bitch.

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Posted by eltardo on October 20, 2008 | Posted in beach, celebrity, fail, funny, hate, must see, retards, wtf | No Comments »

1

Sep

I love the fall. I love not having my balls sweat when I leave the house, ya know? Nothing worse then having your testicles froth from the heat. The guys know what I speak of. I hung at the beach tonight with my girlfriend, it was awesome… windy as fuck, but awesome.

sunset

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Posted by eltardo on September 1, 2008 | Posted in beach, girlfriend, me | No Comments »

7

Aug

Not sure how your day has been so far, mine… it’s been alright. I woke at 12:30 or so, I slept in because… well… I can? Being self employed sucks, let me tell you. I was up late, feel better?

Anywhoo…. I woke, checked email, took care of a few girl issues with ladies needing this, needing that and then booyakasha… slap on the shorts and jump into beach mode. Off to catch some sun.

It’s always fun going to the beach with my girl. People look at her… see me… I can’t help but wonder if we’re one of those couples people hate because we both appear to have our shit together, or rather… if we’re that couple where guys look at me and think… he’s gotta have money. How the fuck did he score her? (my dick is as wide as can of pringles) (hahahaha.. no, no it’s certainly not.) It’s 3 inches, and it spins. True story.

At the beach today, a couple older guys.. perving on my girl. it was funny… creepy for her mind you. What is it about old men anyway? They couldn’t stop staring. I wonder about why old men just stare, do they not see us looking back at them? My gf thinks they simply don’t care. I’ll stare back and then they guy notices me looking at them and it’s like… oh.. OH.. um… look away… haha… they’re so fixed in perv mode watching my gf that they don’t happen to see me watching them. I think it’s funny, I’d certainly never get mad over something like that. Look as much as ya like. Shit, want to see my balls? (j/k)

A few pix from today…

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notice pervs in water… they were happy men.beach with girlfriend

These guys were sitting right beside us when not in water, so that was fun. I’ve been in their shoes… you see a hot girl and you don’t want to be a jerk but… you want to look.. haha. Ah well.  

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Posted by eltardo on August 7, 2008 | Posted in beach, candids, girlfriend | No Comments »

30

May

So, how was your day? Mine was alright, I woke up a little after 11am, chilled for a bit.. did some work on this, that. Had some food.. worked some more.. then decided to do some relax time on the beach across the street from my condo. It’s a rough life, I know. Somebody has to do it though.

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Posted by eltardo on May 30, 2008 | Posted in beach, me, photos | No Comments »