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Aug

Well, it’s been a great month. All good things must come to an end though, so out with summer and in with fall! Work is going good, I can’t complain, I’m healthy, happy and I see great things in the future. All I can ask for, really. Today I spent sometime with my girlfriend at the beach, just chillin, walking in the sand and the water… it was nice. very relaxing. :)

Since August has come to an end and I haven’t really posted much porn here in a long time, here’s a few high res photos I found to make you smile.

Stephen J Hicks, easily one of the most respected fashion/erotic photographers in the world runs this website called Digital Desire, it’s amazing. Here are a few monster pix from his site, as always click to go big.

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This next girl (below), I am not sure what site she is from.. her name is Lisa Marie though, so maybe someone searching in google will find this post.

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Here are some random goodies… muhahaha

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from bestweekever.tv

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my two dream cars, the Audi R8 and the Nissan GT-R

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Dexter season 3 is coming…. thank fuck.

See ya tomorrow peoples. woot. September is here. One step closer…. to what, I can’t tell you yet, but stay the fuck tuned. =)

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Posted by eltardo on August 31, 2008 | Posted in audi, bikes, breasts, fail, fap, gt-r, high res, lol, motivational, nsfw, nude, porn, pron, r8, random, topless | No Comments »

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Jun

I have plans to buy a Harley Davidson Rocker when I can. I wanted to be able to do it later this year but odds are, it’ll happen next year. I just simply can’t afford to do it this year. I have debts to cover, food to eat, ya know? So next year it is.

If I could have any type of bike, it’d be the Iceman 2, created by Marcus Walz of Walz Hardcore Cycles. Kimi Raikkonen, the F1 Superstar owns one of these bad boys. He also makes millions more than me.. heh. You can have Marcus build you a bike or you can buy the parts and have a decent chopper tech create the beast for you. Someday… perhaps. muhahaha

Here’s photos of the Harley I am getting. I am going to change it out rather quickly upon getting it, having the color stripped and custom painted white pearl with custom air brushing. No skulls or flames or that old school biker crap. Sorry, it’s not my thing. My buddy Glen told me he can’t see me on a bike like this, haha… mind you, I am getting a lot bigger (more muscular) before I buy this bad bitch, so maybe that’ll help the profile. ;)

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As always, click any of these images to get a larger image.

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Here’s Kimi Raikkonen’s custom Marcus Walz Hardcore Cycle creation, the Iceman2. As I said, I plan to have mine modified so it’s custom as well, but no matter what I do.. it won’t be this bad ass. Sorry this is one huge ass photo… I found it on internets and was too fucking lazy to chop it up.

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Yes, that is a Ferrari Enzo in Kimi’s garage. Like you didn’t hate this fucker enough right? heh

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