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Oct

One of my favorite shows, for whatever reason is How I met your Mother. I like The Big Bang Theory more I think, because I’m a geek and when they start getting nerdy, I can relate because I’m awesome and smart and well, smart too.

(and awesome)

I thought I’d share some funny with you.

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this is amazing. click this to go to the page.. it’s funny (and cool at the same time)

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(watch this…  thx A)

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I.Am.Iron.Man

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yes, the panda is puking rainbows

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go ahead, try and make sense of this.

So Infiniti is coming out with the G37 convertible in 2009. It’s a hard top that flips into roaster at the push of a button. My buddy Glen tells me that only fags drive convertibles. I didn’t know that.

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Darth would be proud

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hahahahahahahahaha

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nobody will read my mind, nobody will know what I am doing on internets either! YES!

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I post this only because the camera I am getting… a Nikon D700, shot this. This is with a 50mm lens, no touch up. f1/4

Am I hard? FUCK YES I AM HARD HOW ARE YOU!!!!!1!?

Yeah, I’m excited about it.

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3

Oct

I have been a photographer since I was 17 years old.
I started shooting after growing up watching my Dad shoot everything. No matter where we went, he’d have his trusty metal case with him filled with custom cut foam, holding his baby… his camera.

My Dad sort of forced me to take photography courses, and before I was 18 I had a degree in photography. I honestly hated him for it because no kid likes to be force fed anything… but now, I am happy he did it. I have been shooting models for over 12 years now, so I have a fair deal of experience in shooting ladies and one thing I can tell you, without hesitation… they *HATE* detail when the detail is on them.

With that said, I am excited to tell you that I am getting a new camera at some point in the future. The Nikon D700. Yes, my cock is HUGE. Fucking MONSTEROUS.

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This bad boy is a full frame camera, capable of shooting at 8 frames per second. 12.1 megapixels but megapixels don’t mean shit, megapixels is sort of a myth that techies know really doesn’t matter, but it impresses not tech people, they hear a bigger number and go oooohhh and aaaahhh and think their camera is better then the lesser mp camera. Marketing is awesome, isn’t it? Reality is, it’s your sensor size that matters, not megapixel amount.

here’s some tech stats for camera nerds

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If you’re curious how big are the images it shoots… check this NSFW photo below.

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click this for LARGE SEX  (4368 x 2912 pixels)

By the way.. this photo is from a site that I am personally a member of, Errotica Archives. Probably one of the best sites I have been a member of as well. Top notch quality in their photos, their videos, their options, all around 5 star production.

Holy shit, seriously, this camera makes me moist. Oh ok, who am I kidding? I’m wet. I’m so wet I’m soaked. Well, you get the idea. Yes, I shall have some fun with this bad boy.

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Posted by eltardo on October 3, 2008 | Posted in cameras, cool, geek, girl girl, high res, nsfw, sex | No Comments »

29

Aug

I am a photography nut. Always have been. I received my degree in photography before I was 18, all because my father was a photographer and he was somewhat hell bent on me following in his footsteps. He wasn’t a professional, although he did have photos featured in Time and Life which is kind of big for a photographer. Anywhoo.. he made me take a photography course through the mail, and for three years, I took snaps, sent them away, did what i needed to do and then went into a local school to write my final exam, all before I finished high school. Gay hey?

I swear to fuck, if I hadn’t walked in on him shooting a hot blond when i was a young teen boy… I think I’d have thought he was nuts. However, after realizing I could also be photographing ladies… well shit, you don’t need to tell me twice. Listen to this post hey? ME ME ME. jesus fuck.

So, I have been looking at cameras and I want a new one. I want to start getting serious again about shooting content. I plan to use this content in my own site or sites as well sell licenses of the content to other website operators that feel the pix are worthy of their fan base. I’ve been told by many I’ve good behind a lens, so we’ll see if I can keep that up. Hopefully it hasn’t been a huge lie and I suck road apples at takin’ pix.

Ok, I;m getting to why I started this late night bruhaha. i recently found a camera that made my panties wet. Nay, SOAKED. Fucking drenched. Seriously, I grew a vajayjay and booyakasha, the flood gates opened after seeing this little jewel.

3 The Nikon D-90 is the Sex. It will be released in September for around 999 area, plus glass of course (lens). This camera is a 12.3 megapixel camera capable of shooting 6fps (frames per second).

Now previously, I wanted the Nikon D300. The D300 is a better camera than the D90, no question.. but the D300 is also a lot more expensive and well, if the D90 will do what i want for cheaper, it’s money well spent.

The Nikon D-90 also shoots video. Yes, VIDEO. It’s the first DLSR to shoot video, it records video in three sizes, 320 x 240, 640 x 482 or 1280 x 720. 1280 x 720. Let me say that again… 1280 x 720. That’s 720P HIGH DEFINITION VIDEO from a fucking NIKON.

Check this video sample taken from their website… this video was shot with the camera.

So yes, I will own this bad bitch soon…. not as soon as I’d like, but soon. Why? well… ponder with me for a moment… this camera shoots VIDEO… now think.. add a ZOOM lens to this equation and what do you have? A reason to go to the beach. A reason to create a new website with all kinds of fucked up shit. Yeah, this camera will probably get me on the news.

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Once I have this camera, you shall see photos like goddesses like this. God damn she’s hot. Almost as hot as my girlfriend… almost, but not quite.

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click to enlarge the boobies

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Posted by eltardo on August 29, 2008 | Posted in babes, cameras, fake boobs, fap, geek, must have, must see, non nude, photography, sex, videos | No Comments »