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Jun

Alright, I think it’s safe to say my mind is on a dumb ass topic. How does Coke Cherry Zero stack up against the real version of Cherry Coke? (huge pic if clicked)

cherry coke canada

I *love* Cherry Coke, but I have to tell ya, Coke Cherry Zero is pretty damn close to the real deal.. maybe even better.  When you compare the 150 calories, 42g sugar, 35mg Sodium and 42 carbs for Cherry Coke…. and 0 Calories, 0 Sugar, 0 Carbs and 2 mg of Sodium for Coke Cherry Zero… umm… no contest.  I promise, this will be my last post about Cherry Coke Zero in Canada. umm.. no it won’t.

They don’t sell Cherry Coke or Coke Cherry Zero in Canada, these were brought up by my buddy Glen for me… 2 cases of each… muhahaha.

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6

Jun

I live in Canada. I used to live in the US. I miss many of the things available in the US, but Bush is a crazy fucker so for now, I call Canada home.

One of the items available for purchase in the United States is Coke Cherry Zero or Coke Zero Cherry. You can’t get it in Canada, although Coke Canada supposedly was going to beta test it here. Yeah, right, Coke Canada actually know what the hell people want? I don’t think so.

Coke Cherry Zero in Canada

My buddy Glen was coming up from Seattle so I asked him to hook me up. he brought several goodies, I’ll write about others later..

In the mean time, my fellow Canadians, Coke Cherry Zero is everything you thought it would be. and more. It’s amazing.

Coke Canada, if you see this through Google or whatever… WAKE THE FUCK UP AND START MAKING THIS. Stop with that vanilla shit that nobody cares about. Vanilla/Black Cherry? Are you kidding me? That stuff is piss on a good day. Rant over =)

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May

I am Canadian. I am proud to be a Canadian. We don’t have retards running our government like President Bush, we’re liked throughout the world and we’re not seen as mental idiots that can’t find the South Pole on a map. All in all, it’s pretty great to be Canadian. Cold as fuck in the winters, but meh.. life goes on.

According to an article published in Monday’s Vancouver Sun, The Federal government is negotiating an agreement to revamp international copyright laws which would make traveling with them next to impossible.

ipod copyright law

Imagine coming across the border with your iPod and customs officials seize it, telling you that you can have it back when you can prove the 50 gigs of mp3s on it are actually your cd collection and you’ve legally paid for these songs.

Better yet, imagine your laptop has been seized and you lose it all because your pal sent you the latest Disturbed cd, which by the way… is awesome, thanks Paul! So your laptop gets seized.. and you have no way to get it back. I hope they don’t find your porn stash and heaven forbid you’ve checked one of thousands if sites with assorted amateur girls on them… can you prove the hot little number in your computer’s cache is 18? No, hello child porn charge.

Yeah, this law is bullshit with a capital B. I hope it doesn’t pass, because if it does, you’re going to find nobody wants to come to Canada. Welcome to Canada, give me your cell phone, iPod, laptop etc so I can check them for music or movies that might not be yours. How do you prove they are yours? Well, that’s your problem, not the butt fuckers at customs.

source: Vancouver Sun

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