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Halloween Photos

Nov

Here are some random Halloween hotty photos. As you know, Halloween is the one time of the year where a girl can dress all slutty and it’s allowed. Hell Yes I am a fan of Halloween.

Click any to go larger, as always.

Posted by eltardo on November 3, 2008 | Posted in amateur, babes, candids, girl girl, halloween, high res, non nude | No Comments »

It’s raining so that can only mean one thing

Oct

It’s raining outside. I was going to go to the store, but some food but fuck that noise. It’s RAINING outside. Fuck snakes, I hate rain. well, I like rain but today, this is the perfect excuse to not go outside. Yes it’s lame. So sue me.

Here’s some random goodies for you… remember, Jesus loves you. (and by Jesus I mean the guy selling oranges on the 405 freeway off ramp.

hahahahahahahaha these guys are fucking hilarious. Gangsta’s are the shit. Boy barbies, nice bling Alice, where’d ya buy that? Thugs R Us? bahahahaha

It’s ok, I iz medic dog… I save him!

Amazon fail

Racist fail

umm.. wtf?

riiiiight

this guy’s free gift is a knife. in your stomach.

being unique is only cool when you’re human.

somebody scared the shit out of him.

I only wish we lived in a world where this was possible. This would be the gift that keeps on giving. Ten years down the road, you’re sitting around the table for thanksgiving… your Mom gives thanks that Nick is no longer having sex toys delivered to her house. Why would he buy this though? Jesus, Flesh Light all the way baby.

Walgreens fail

I would have written something better like.. there is a meteor coming that is supposed to hit earth in three hours, we’re all going to die, I love you Mom.

I will admit, Entourage has gotten stale, but Ari is the reason I keep tuning in. Watching him call Lloyd every conceivable slanderous name in the book, well that there is just good television for my dollar. This of course is a mock poster of the movie.. sure it is.

You like that baby? Oh yeaaah, who’s your turtle?

this has been around for a long time.. but what gets me, is that this guy actually thought it was a good idea to do this. Then he made the EPIC FUCKING FAILURE of sending it to a buddy, who, as we now know, repopulated internets with this comedy gold. Thanks buddy.

hey, did you hear the news? Fox’s hit tv show The Fringe has picked up for the rest of the season. It’s not quite X-Files, but I’ll take what I can get.

Lastly… some Jordan Capri badonkadonk.

jordan capri animation

Jordan’s site is NSFW and you can find it here.

Posted by eltardo on October 2, 2008 | Posted in animals, ass, babes, candids, drink, fail, fap, geek, lol, pets, racist, random, wtf | No Comments »

Olympic boobies

Aug

I just saw this screen grab and thought meh, why not show others. Jennifer Benitez had a swimsuit malfunction me thinks. Well, not so much the swimsuit’s fault as it was her showing the world her nipple. heh

Posted by eltardo on August 25, 2008 | Posted in breasts, candids, teen, whoops | No Comments »

Beach photos

Aug

Not sure how your day has been so far, mine… it’s been alright. I woke at 12:30 or so, I slept in because… well… I can? Being self employed sucks, let me tell you. I was up late, feel better?

Anywhoo…. I woke, checked email, took care of a few girl issues with ladies needing this, needing that and then booyakasha… slap on the shorts and jump into beach mode. Off to catch some sun.

It’s always fun going to the beach with my girl. People look at her… see me… I can’t help but wonder if we’re one of those couples people hate because we both appear to have our shit together, or rather… if we’re that couple where guys look at me and think… he’s gotta have money. How the fuck did he score her? (my dick is as wide as can of pringles) (hahahaha.. no, no it’s certainly not.) It’s 3 inches, and it spins. True story.

At the beach today, a couple older guys.. perving on my girl. it was funny… creepy for her mind you. What is it about old men anyway? They couldn’t stop staring. I wonder about why old men just stare, do they not see us looking back at them? My gf thinks they simply don’t care. I’ll stare back and then they guy notices me looking at them and it’s like… oh.. OH.. um… look away… haha… they’re so fixed in perv mode watching my gf that they don’t happen to see me watching them. I think it’s funny, I’d certainly never get mad over something like that. Look as much as ya like. Shit, want to see my balls? (j/k)

A few pix from today…

notice pervs in water… they were happy men.

These guys were sitting right beside us when not in water, so that was fun. I’ve been in their shoes… you see a hot girl and you don’t want to be a jerk but… you want to look.. haha. Ah well.

Posted by eltardo on August 7, 2008 | Posted in beach, candids, girlfriend | No Comments »

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