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22

Oct

I hate most people because let’s face it, other than you and myself.. most people fucking suck. I mean, epically SUCK. Go ahead, tell me I’m a hater. Tell me I’m mean and I need to let your god into my heart. bahahaha that there is a topic for another day altogether.

Your God or Mine? hahaha. I think I’ll take this fucker’s GOD, seems he answers his prayers.

Oh yeah, he fucking sucks too. Wow. Just look at this cunt’s garage.

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Posted by eltardo on October 22, 2008 | Posted in cars, lamborghini, must have, must see, porn, wtf | No Comments »

27

Jul

Yes, it’s yet another car post. The GT-R just keeps making enemies. Fuck I can’t wait to own this car. It’s rare right now, but in a year or two once the hype has died down a little, it’ll be easier to obtain.

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Road and Track did an article testing the top cars in the world. Read the article here if you’re curious.

Curious what the final standings are? They tested the cars on several courses, several surfaces. They took every aspect into account and well, here’s the results. Now keep in mind when you’re reading this, the GT-R is a $70,000 car. The others.. most are a lot higher. The Vette is $70-75 range, the M3 is 65 range and the Lotus is 65-70 range. I think the article lists the exact dollar amounts per car. The GT-R

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Read the article here if you’re curious.

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Posted by eltardo on July 27, 2008 | Posted in Corvette Z-06, cars, gallardo lp 560-4, gt-r, lamborghini | No Comments »

19

Jun

I live across the street from the beach. This guy that lives across the street from me, with a crazy ass home on the lake itself… owns an exotic sports car. It’s an orange Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera. It’s fucking INSANE.

So how great was my day you ask? Well, I shot Cali and my girlfriend Bryci and if that wasn’t enough, on the way to pick up Cali… we were driving behind the Lamborghini. Now many of you might be reading and thinking… aaaaand?

If you’re not a car nut, this won’t matter. The rarity of this car alone gives me wood. Here are some photos of the car I saw today. This is not the exact car in that these photos I found online. I didn’t have a camera on me when I saw the Lambo in town. Please don’t msg me asking where buddy lives, for obvious reasons I won’t be disclosing that.

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As always, click any of these to see the full size image.

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Posted by eltardo on June 19, 2008 | Posted in cars, gallardo, lamborghini, superleggera | No Comments »