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Nov 21 - BlueEyed Cass
64 Pics

Nov 21 - Misty Gates
57 Pics

Nov 21 - Southern Kalee
36 Pics

Nov 21 - UKTeaze
73 Pics

Nov 21 - Kylie James
83 Pics

Nov 21 - XoXo Leah
74 Pics

Nov 20 - Spunky Angels
60 Pics

Nov 20 - Baileys Room
122 Pics

Nov 20 - Play With Paris
55 Pics

Nov 20 - Kate's Playground
94 Pics

Nov 20 - Gigi Spice
120 Pics

Nov 20 - TheWetPeach
66 Pics

Nov 20 - Brooke Marks
124 Pics

Nov 20 - NextDoorModels
50 Pics

Nov 19 - Innocent High
540 Pics

Nov 19 - AMBYA
66 Pics

Nov 19 - Ariel Rebel
173 Pics

Nov 18 - XoXo Leah
114 Pics

Nov 18 - FDAU University
145 Pics

Nov 17 - NextDoorModels
110 Pics

Nov 17 - TheWetPeach
60 Pics

Nov 17 - Innocent High
900 Pics

Nov 17 - UKTeaze
46 Pics

Nov 17 - Pam Rodriguez
71 Pics

Nov 17 - Megan Summers
46 Pics

Nov 17 - Meet Madden
89 Pics

Nov 17 - Nikkis Playmates
70 Pics

Nov 16 - Jolie Twins
103 Pics

Nov 16 - PiperFox
30 Pics

Nov 16 - Cute Summer
101 Pics

more updates here!

OMGFUNNYPIX

Nov

Yeah, I didn’t know what to call this post. Fuck off.

So here are some random blah blah blah pix, mk sunshine? mk.

Hello, mixed signals, how are u? I am fine.

If I was filthy rich…. I’d have this outside my hous… umm.. wait.. no I wouldn’t.

Not sure who she is, but she`s gorgeous so I thought I`d show ya her boobies.

This is Sasha from Camwithher. I`ll have a *LOT* more on her soon.

this shit is cool

Ariel is one of the hottest red heads online.

She`s puuuurty

I know I have had this before, but it`s funny.

ummmmm

President Idiot FAIL

The Nissan GT-R is sad.

Cool ass avatar

Posted by eltardo on November 20, 2008 | Posted in animals, avatars, awesomeness, babes, breasts, cool, fake boobs, funny, gt-r, lol, nissan, nude, random, real boobs | No Comments »

New 370Z photo surfaces

Sep

This spy photo showing two very heavily wrapped Nissan 370Z’s was taken in Arizona near the Nissan Proving grounds. Jesus Christ on Stick, sign me the fuck up. Click for larger.

notice the hood bump on car #2 in the background… does this mean they are testing two different models? perhaps. It could also mean they’re trying to fuck with us. heh

It looks as if the GT-R and 350Z made sex and this is their love child. (as my girlfriend suggested) The roof line is awesome, suggesting a better than kick ass drag coefficient. I am going to predict sub 5 second 0-60 times. 4.8 will be my guess.

Yes, I will own this car within a year. (quote me if you wish)

There were also some photos taken of the cars driving on the road but some fucking eltardo over at Sequel Tech Solutions watermarked the shit out of them so they can suck my short curlies. Seriously, I understand a watermark, even two, but when you stamp the image six times so you can barely see shit past the watermark, well, you can basically suck my balls at this point.

The new spy shit is better anyway so again, a big Fuck You to the retards over at Sequel Tech Solutions for over watermarking 370z photos. Fucking retards watermark things trying to get their company name out there, when all it did was make people think they’re FUCKING RETARDS.

Once more, with feeling. Fucking Retards. :)

Posted by eltardo on September 19, 2008 | Posted in 370z, cars, fuck you, gt-r, nissan, retards, spy photos | No Comments »

Goodbye August

Aug

Well, it’s been a great month. All good things must come to an end though, so out with summer and in with fall! Work is going good, I can’t complain, I’m healthy, happy and I see great things in the future. All I can ask for, really. Today I spent sometime with my girlfriend at the beach, just chillin, walking in the sand and the water… it was nice. very relaxing.

Since August has come to an end and I haven’t really posted much porn here in a long time, here’s a few high res photos I found to make you smile.

Stephen J Hicks, easily one of the most respected fashion/erotic photographers in the world runs this website called Digital Desire, it’s amazing. Here are a few monster pix from his site, as always click to go big.

(2000 x 3000 pixels)

(3000 x 2000 pixels)
(3000 x 2000 pixels)

This next girl (below), I am not sure what site she is from.. her name is Lisa Marie though, so maybe someone searching in google will find this post.

(6000 x 4602 pixels)

Here are some random goodies… muhahaha

from bestweekever.tv

my two dream cars, the Audi R8 and the Nissan GT-R

Dexter season 3 is coming…. thank fuck.

See ya tomorrow peoples. woot. September is here. One step closer…. to what, I can’t tell you yet, but stay the fuck tuned. =)

Posted by eltardo on August 31, 2008 | Posted in audi, bikes, breasts, fail, fap, gt-r, high res, lol, motivational, nsfw, nude, porn, pron, r8, random, topless | No Comments »

Matte Black GT-R Desktop

Aug

Lung (the owner of this bad ass car) was good enough to send me some high res photos of his baby. I’ll be posting them shortly, but for now.. here is one of the images, made into 1900 x 1200 for desktops. Click for high res of course… then right click, save as desktop. booya. smile. thx Lung!

2009 Matte Black Nissan GT-R

If you’d like to see my earlier post with Lung’s car, click here.

Much respect/love to Vanq for the bad ass images.

Posted by eltardo on August 26, 2008 | Posted in background, desktops, gt-r, high res, nissan, sex, wallpaper | No Comments »

Random goodies

Aug

It’s that time again kids, random junk I found online. woot. What makes this post even more special… is that one of the images I found, is actually one of *MY* photos! I took this photo, I worked with this girl waaay back. Kind of flattering to have a ‘motivational pic’ made with my junk. Meh. Loser.