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Oct

This is seriously awesome artwork. If I knew of a place selling these close to me, I’d be trying to convince my girlfriend it’s a good idea. She’d most likely view this as a bargaining chip to turn the bedroom pink mind you.

splatter2 splatter6 splatter1splatter3  splatter8 More from the exhibit… man these are cool as hell.

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Posted by eltardo on October 27, 2008 | Posted in artwork, awesomeness, cartoons, cats, cool as shit, lol | 1 Comment »

13

Sep

So tomorrow is my day off. This means, fuck you all, the day is MINE MINE MINE. ME ME ME, know what I’m saying? I am not working, I am not doing squat other than scratching my balls, perhaps posting some pornography here in Eltardo… maybe even play me some NHL09 on my PS3 finally. Yes, I do think I’ve earned a day to chill. :) Meh, fuck it, I’m taking the day either way.

Here is some goodies though to hold you over till Monday, you know.. in case I don’t post anything on Sunday.

One of the things that brings me immense happiness in life, is knowing there will always be someone to take my order when I go to McDonalds. Always someone to ring up my order at 7-11. I call them stupid people. Don’t get me wrong, if you’re under 25 and you hold one of these quality establishment jobs, no worries… you still have a chance to get out. Mind you, if you’re 25 and holding down either of these babe magnet posts, you might already be fucked. If you’re 18-21… that’s fine… 22 and over, wake the fuck up.. but that’s a diff post.

Anyway… stupid people…  god, if there is a god, again… another post… but if there is a god, god bless them indeed. Without stupid people, we’d have no funnies on internets. You know this right? Imagine posting in a forum and everyone knows the right answer. Everyone is just right all the time… man, that’d suck balls.

keyboard is dishwasher safe
Yes, your keyboard is dishwasher safe. idiot stick.

never post kid pictires online
This dumb ass posted a pic of “himself” and his Dad. More like this pedo is in the pic with little Ramone, that he picked up while trolling for kiddies with cupcakes.

rabbit with pipe controls world
I fucking KNEW it. HA!

reese withoutaspoon
Reese Withaspork er… Withoutaspoon

porn remote control
this is Paul’s remote control. True story.

v5he78
i can has slushy?

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Posted by eltardo on September 13, 2008 | Posted in cartoons, funny, lol, random | No Comments »

14

Jun

Time for some random pix to make ya smile. Found these at various sites online.

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Jessica Alba's Ass
Jessica Alba is the hottest MILF ever. This of course is before she got prego but god.damn would ya look at that booty. Click for larger. Who loves ya?

vegas

ass rape superhero

nipples
What is with her nipples? Are you liking puffies? Myself, I am not a fan of puffys… but hey, that’s me. I spelled them two ways so search engines would rape me.   

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Posted by eltardo on June 14, 2008 | Posted in cartoons, photos, random, real boobs | No Comments »

8

Jun

Ok, for the past week or so we have been covering this retard Jeff Peckman and his so called Alien video. Of course, we posted it and yeah, it was pretty frickin’ lame.

Earlier today I saw this comic online… seemed to sum it all up.

alien proof

Jeff Peckman seriously needs to get out more and stop watching old reruns of Deep Space Nine. Jebus, any sci fi geek knows TNG was the only real Star Trek. Sheesh. 

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Posted by eltardo on June 8, 2008 | Posted in aliens, cartoons | No Comments »

6

Jun

I met this girl online back in 1999, started dating her… my friends thought that I was retarded. Man, meeting girls online? What kind of girls are online? Desperate ugly girls?

No retard, hot girls are online. Sure, there are also ugly girls too. Since 99, I have met a lot of girls online. I have gotten laid at least once too. Fuck you for thinking girls online are all ugly. :)

For some, you meet the perfect person online. For others, it’ll be like this… (click for larger as usual)

dating online

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Posted by eltardo on June 6, 2008 | Posted in cartoons, dating, funny | No Comments »