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Nov 21 - BlueEyed Cass
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Misty Gates
Nov 21 - Misty Gates
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Southern Kalee
Nov 21 - Southern Kalee
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UKTeaze
Nov 21 - UKTeaze
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Nov 21 - Kylie James
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XoXo Leah
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Spunky Angels
Nov 20 - Spunky Angels
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Baileys Room
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Kate's Playground
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Nov 17 - Pam Rodriguez
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Nov 17 - Megan Summers
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Meet Madden
Nov 17 - Meet Madden
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Nov 17 - Nikkis Playmates
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27

Oct

This is seriously awesome artwork. If I knew of a place selling these close to me, I’d be trying to convince my girlfriend it’s a good idea. She’d most likely view this as a bargaining chip to turn the bedroom pink mind you.

splatter2 splatter6 splatter1splatter3  splatter8 More from the exhibit… man these are cool as hell.

splatter7splatter11splatter10 splatter9splatter12

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Posted by eltardo on October 27, 2008 | Posted in artwork, awesomeness, cartoons, cats, cool as shit, lol | 1 Comment »

15

Sep

I love cats. I always have. Don’t get me wrong, I have owned dogs and they’re great… but once you have owned a cat to two, from kitten to adult… you’ll love them.

They can make you laugh too.. like Ninja Cat here. It moves closer, without really moving. Is it real? Is kitty playing red light, green light? you decide.

We don’t own cats yet, but after Christmas break, we plan to get a couple kittens. Then all hell breaks loose. Then you’ll either love the posts or get sick of endless cat photos. I CAN HAZ ORIGINAL IDEA? (Probably not.)

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Posted by eltardo on September 15, 2008 | Posted in cats, videos, you tube | No Comments »

26

Aug

Alright fist fuckers, it’s that time again. Praise Jesus, Allah, Gandhi, whoever the fuck you call the high mighty. I’m going to give you more random crapola.

First things first…

sweet teen ass
you will never be this lucky.. and this gets the

pedo bear seal of approval

olympic wedgie
Olympic wedge

beckam busted checking out cheerleader ass
uhh… yeah… your wife will love this.

I have gotten some emails from some of you girlyboys wanting to see my shaved cock, so here ya go. Jesus, I post a video of my balls and the world goes cutesy. fuck.

my shaved cock

i know adam sandler
“No, seriously, I know Adam Sandler.”

edit: nice air boner from behind their captain queero

nikki sims has big boobies 
Go check out Nikki, she rocks the house.

never shop from these guys
The most accurate take off ad I have ever seen

planning motivational poster internet get ready for liftoff
this guy gets all the girls. fact

mario brothers tattoo
Way cool geeky mario brothers tattoo

gopher attack
Send this to your girlfriend and she will have the sex with you.

lois lane naked
I’m gay for Smallville so here’s Lois Lane for ya… Eric Durance NUDE. Not that it matters, but some of you geeks like me might have been like.. whoa when you first seen these.

erica durance nude

avatar time… (use these in forums yo) more here

i fucking love coloring   meow meow meow
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15

Jun

So I have this friend named Paul. I went to school with him in fact. Junior High, so we’ve known each other over 15 years. Crazy hey? He’s a good shit. I thought I’d post these… they made me laugh. The second cat is Hell, my friend Jamie’s cat. Paul and Jamie are roomies.. Paul sent me that second photo after I sent him tard cat (first pic).

Those of you that are not cat lovers are asking yourself, are these guys sperm suckers? No dude, we just like Mr Kitty, ok? Jesus.

paul

 pauliscool

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Posted by eltardo on June 15, 2008 | Posted in cats, friends | No Comments »