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Nov

I want to believe. I want to believe. I want to believe… fuck it, this is a photoshop fake. A good one, but never the less, a fake. Rumor has it the Joker is behind this… strange.

Wonder Woman Megan Fox Poster

Warner Bros were contacted, they categorically denied Fox was even spoken to for the role of the upcoming DC Comics flick.

Seriously, who would make a hotter Diana Price?

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Posted by eltardo on November 6, 2008 | Posted in babes, celebrity, fap, megan fox, photoshopped, wonder woman | No Comments »

20

Oct

Holy crap fish sandwich, Tara Reid scares the bejesus out of me.

She has had more plastic surgery then one should have, and it sort of seems like she’s one of those eltardos that thinks if you have surgery, you don’t have to care about the way you look because hey, if you pack on some more meat you can go see a doc and get fixed again… not fully clueing the fuck in that yes, it takes a toll on the body.

So the photo set starts out alright… she *appears* to have a decent stomach that she’s worked for….

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See, not so bad right? Well grab a bucket kids, time to get gross…
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Is her fucking stomach frowning at me? really? Camel toes are supposed to be awesome :( Tara-Reid-Bikini-1-06
Oh snap, that shit is shifting… there are cameras at the beach? wtf? Camel Toe yells out of nowhere...RUN TARA RUN!
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wait a tic… is your ass melting in the heat? is your ass made of wax?
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what in the fuck is wrong with your trunk? you don’t have junk in yo’ truck, you have cement.
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Ok, I wish i hadn’t seen this. I’ll have bad dreams… fuuuuck me Tara Reid is a scary bitch.

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Posted by eltardo on October 20, 2008 | Posted in beach, celebrity, fail, funny, hate, must see, retards, wtf | No Comments »

10

Oct

Remember VH1’s Rock of Love 2? Daisy De la Hoya almost won rocker Bret Michael’s heart away from scary southern chicken… what was her name again? Exactly, fuck if I can remember either. heh

To be honest, I tuned in to see what Daisy would be wearing week after week and wonder if it was slutty enough. Other guys are nodding their head. Kristy Joe was also a reason to tune in.. but that’s another blog.

I guess the producers over at VH1 have been watching sister network MTV a little over the past couple years. They watched Tila Tequila fake she was available (when the entire time she was filming season 1 and 2 she had the same boyfriend) so they could nail down some ratings so they figure… well, shit… if MTV can leech the basic idea from Rock of Love for their Tila Tard show… why not do the same damn show on VH1 with a hotter girl?

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The thing with Daisy De La Hoya, is that she has a body built for porn.

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If you’re male or female and want to take a try at winning Daisy’s heart… you should check this out. I know this a girl in central Alberta, Canada that is reading this right now thinking… OMGOMGOMGOMG.

Want to check the casting thus far? Check out the people here.

The only thing about Daisy that isn’t hot, she’s a smoker. That alone makes her lose hot points. Oh yeah, her lips look like she was stung by a bee fifteen fifty times. Her boobs make up for it though, that and she’s tiny. The ink inkwork is also hot as fuck. Well, her sleeve is cool, not sure I’m a fan of stars on her throat, unless those are spunk targets… at which point.. NICE.

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Click Daisy if you think you have got what it takes…

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Posted by eltardo on October 10, 2008 | Posted in celebrity, daisy delahoya | No Comments »

9

Oct

So what do you do when you break up with your three girlfriends or they break up with you? One word… TWINS.

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(click for larger, fap, repeat)

19 year old Kristina and Karissa Shannon are Hef’s new girlfriends and by girlfriends we means they are girls, and they are friends… not quite sexual partners though. PB says they are Hef’s new toys, but I disagree…there is no way this dude still achieves wood, even with Viagra. Nasa couldn’t launch his rocket, seriously.

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Posted by eltardo on October 9, 2008 | Posted in babes, breasts, girl girl, hef, models, must have, must see, nsfw, nude, teen, topless | No Comments »

4

Oct

So I went to see the new Simon Pegg movie, How to lose friends and alienate people.

ummm… pass. Wait for video. It’s average at best, on a good day.

IMDb gives it a 8.2/10 and I am thinking… WHAT? No fucking chance. I mean, Megan Fox is in the movie and she’s hot and all, but she’s not 8.2 worth of hotness. Seriously.

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The movie is, at best, a 5.5 or 6. I say wait for video or better yet, grab it off Easynews like I SHOULD have. Simon was funny in the movie, but you know those times when you see a trailer and you think, that looks good… so you go see the movie and only later do you realize that all the best parts of the movie, were indeed in the trailer.

This is one of those times. I say wait wait wait.

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Posted by eltardo on October 4, 2008 | Posted in celebrity, megan fox, reviews | No Comments »