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You know those lists couples have… the 5 celebrities or whatever that if you ever had the chance, you could sleep with and your gf/bf wouldn’t be pissed. Sure, we say that but my gf is a metric fuck-ton hotter than my lame ass… so I think the odds of her bagging a guy on her top 5 is a lot better than the chance of me even having one of the girls on my top 5 to look at me. Meh, life goes on, it’s always been easier for the ladies.

Anyway, my favorite Victoria Secret Model, Adriana Lima is officially on my top 5. She’s holding down the number 2 position, behind Megan Fox. Not 100% sure who #3, 4 and 5 are to be honest, I like to keep my options open. if I meet Natalie Portman tomorrow for example and I have the opportunity to feed her sausage… then GOD DAMN, whataknow!? She was on my top 5… number 3..er..4.. er… 5, whatever works. Yeah, like that’s going to happen. Only way I’ll ever feed Portman sausage, is if I work as a chef in a restaurant she frequents.

Ah well, here’s a hot ass pick of Adriana Lima for you to ponder if she’s worthy of your five. She has porn star make up… for.the.win.

Adriana Lima in black lingerie

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Posted by eltardo on May 28, 2008 | Posted in adriana lima, babes, models, non nude, photos, the top 5 | No Comments »