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Megan Fox is not Wonder Woman

Nov

I want to believe. I want to believe. I want to believe… fuck it, this is a photoshop fake. A good one, but never the less, a fake. Rumor has it the Joker is behind this… strange.

Warner Bros were contacted, they categorically denied Fox was even spoken to for the role of the upcoming DC Comics flick.

Seriously, who would make a hotter Diana Price?

Posted by eltardo on November 6, 2008 | Posted in babes, celebrity, fap, megan fox, photoshopped, wonder woman | No Comments »

How to lose friends

Oct

So I went to see the new Simon Pegg movie, How to lose friends and alienate people.

ummm… pass. Wait for video. It’s average at best, on a good day.

IMDb gives it a 8.2/10 and I am thinking… WHAT? No fucking chance. I mean, Megan Fox is in the movie and she’s hot and all, but she’s not 8.2 worth of hotness. Seriously.

The movie is, at best, a 5.5 or 6. I say wait for video or better yet, grab it off Easynews like I SHOULD have. Simon was funny in the movie, but you know those times when you see a trailer and you think, that looks good… so you go see the movie and only later do you realize that all the best parts of the movie, were indeed in the trailer.

This is one of those times. I say wait wait wait.

Posted by eltardo on October 4, 2008 | Posted in celebrity, megan fox, reviews | No Comments »

You stink

Sep

One of the things in life I will never quite understand, is when you are at the mall or something… and you walk by someone, and you’re juuust behind them so you get caught in their draft. You smell them you’re so close, it might be a foot, might be five feet. All comes down to what or how much stink juice they put on that day.

You ever notice all old people smell the same? Why is that anyway? Is that the smell of expiration? Does death smell like this?

I especially like the retard guys that think they’re cool or whatever so they put on a cup of cologne before leaving. They figure… this will get the girls. They’re right, it will get the girls gasping for clean air.

It’s a simple concept fellas… ONE SPRAY. One, not two, ONE. Don’t decorate your clothing with sprays thinking it will soak in and disappear… the shit is potent and the more you use, the less likely it is to work.

Women… same rule applies. You can on occasion get away with two sprays if it’s decent quality stuff and not some old shit that you’ve had for years.

People need to be aware that cologne/perfume DOES EXPIRE. it’s got a shelf life of 9-12 months typically.

Lastly, pit juice. Please? Thanks.

I fucking hate walking near some tardo that forgot to old spice himself or whatever. I don’t have a desire to smell you, and I’m fairly sure others share my view.

That’s all for now. =)

I leave you with a what if… what if Porn Start Peter North, king of the mighty milkshake.. was dating Megan Fox?

Yeah, I thought this too.

Posted by eltardo on September 23, 2008 | Posted in celebrity, megan fox, rant | No Comments »

Megan Fox high res

Sep

Here are some brand spankin’ new hot Megan Fox photos. This girl is def. hot. Although to be honest, not sure what it is… last year I viewed her as being hotter than this year. She still looks the same, I dunno… I guess she’s just not as hot as she used to be to me. Sure, she’s on the top 5. dur.