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17

Nov

Ok, so I have no had a chance to play Moral Kombat vs Dc Universe. If you look below, you’ll find an earlier post with photos from the unwrapping of the Kollector’s Edition.

Batmans beats up Scorpion
Batman home schools Scorpion

HOLY SHIT.

That’s it. That’s my review.

Buy this game if you have a PS3 or Xbox 360. It’s fucking incredible. The bonus disc in the Kollector’s Edition has a lot of behind the scenes videos and what not, showing how the game was filmed, the actual step by step process. Pretty cool from a geek perspective.

I have only tried story mode thus far and it’s cool as hell. This is a game I can see myself spending a lot of time playing. Oh yeah, you can also connect to the online world for free (PS3 ONLY) and play against other people with the game.

It is, as the kids say, tits.

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Posted by eltardo on November 17, 2008 | Posted in awesomeness, comics, dc, mortal kombat, reviews, video games | No Comments »

17

Nov

Today was a good day for me. I finally got my hands on a game I have been waiting for for a long time. Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe. I pre-ordered the Kollector’s Edition, costs $10 more and is it worth it? FUCK YES.

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I did some photos/scans of what is included in the Kollector’s Edition. The cover was painted by Alex Ross. I posted a video about this painting earlier, if you missed it, it’s cool as hell….. check it here.

alex ross artwork for mortal kombat versus dc universe
click for medium size *OR* click HERE for retarded HUGE size.

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The clear sleeve covered a black box. Nice touch.

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Inside the box, three additions.. the game disc, a comic explaining why/how the DC Universe came to battle the MK crew and then a signed Alex Ross print, albeit small. (as seen at top of post)

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bonus Blue Ray disc with other goodies, the storylines for each character etc. very cool shit. Not sure if this comes with regular version of the game or not. If anyone out there buys this for PS3, let me know. =) eltardocom@gmail.com  

I want to tell you I have played this already but truth is, I haven’t had a chance yet… been too busy with work. I’ll give it a go though soon enough, muhahahaha

Fuck yeah I’m excited.

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6

Nov

I want to believe. I want to believe. I want to believe… fuck it, this is a photoshop fake. A good one, but never the less, a fake. Rumor has it the Joker is behind this… strange.

Wonder Woman Megan Fox Poster

Warner Bros were contacted, they categorically denied Fox was even spoken to for the role of the upcoming DC Comics flick.

Seriously, who would make a hotter Diana Price?

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Posted by eltardo on November 6, 2008 | Posted in babes, celebrity, fap, megan fox, photoshopped, wonder woman | No Comments »

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Oct

Mark Millar, the mind behind Wanted and a shit load of other great comics, wants to rewrite what we know of the man of Steel. In an interview with Empire magazine, he writes the following:

Mark Millar wants to create an epic 8-hour screen story which will follow the entire life of Kal-El from his birth on Krypton a thousand years ago, until he is the last being left on Earth.

Empire sat down for a chat with comic book writer and creator Millar, the man behind Wanted and the upcoming Kick-Ass, and he filled us in on his pitch for the follow-up to Superman Returns.

Mark has been working closely with a ‘big-Hollywood action director’ – who he refuses to name at this stage – on a pitch for what he is calling the Magnum Opus of Superman stories. His idea is for an 8-hour saga, split into 3 films to be released a year apart, in a Lord of the Rings fashion. Although several other sources have reported similar conversations with Mark, he went into further detail, fleshing out the story arc a little more.

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“It’s gonna be like Michael Corleone in the Godfather films, the entire story from beginning to end, you see where he starts, how he becomes who he becomes, and where that takes him. The Dark Knight showed you can take a comic book property and make a serious film, and I think the studios are ready to listen to bigger ideas now.”

“The problem with Superman Returns was like releasing Star Wars in ’77, The Empire Strikes Back in ’80 and then waiting 28 years to release Return of the Jedi, it wasn’t relevant. I understand what Bryan Singer was trying to do, to pay homage to Richard Donner’s original vision, but I think you should pay homage by doing something completely different.”

“I want to start on Krypton, a thousand years ago, and end with Superman alone on Planet Earth, the last being left on the planet, as the yellow sun turns red and starts to supernova, and he loses his powers."

Certainly no-one can ever say that Millar lacks vision and if he and his ‘big Hollywood action director’ friend get backing for the project, and we certainly hope they do, it might just prove to be the Godfather of superhero films.

I can’t see WB letting this happen but I hope they do. Millar will breathe new life into the series.

source: Empire

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Posted by eltardo on October 29, 2008 | Posted in comics, dc, mark millar, superman | No Comments »

27

Oct

This is the coolest video. It’s for the Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe. The video of Alex Ross, my fucking hero. This guy is the most kick ass comic book artist that ever held a brush.

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(cover for normal version, not Kollector’s Edition)

This video is the story behind how he came up with the artwork for the cover for the “Kollector’s Edition” (yes, i already have my name down for this)

Seriously, this would be the coolest back piece (tattoo) ever.

If you’d like to download the high def video of this as opposed to watching the little one in the window.. right click here. (70 megs)

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Posted by eltardo on October 27, 2008 | Posted in alex ross, comics, dc, mortal kombat, video games | No Comments »