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13

Oct

Midway has just release the cover of the new Alex Ross penned Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe Kollector’s Edition for Sony Playsation 3, Microsoft Xbox 360 etc. Get to your local video game store and PRE-ORDER.

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There will also be a 16 page comic by Kombat creator John Tobias explaining how these two worlds came face to face to party down and beat the shit out of each other. The cover is also, a removable print… so that’s cool as beans in my world.

Count me in. I shall own this. :)

Also…

supermanmicrowave
Microwaves are too slow, so says Kal El

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23

Aug

I am excited about Mortal Kombat versus DC Comics Universe. The Joker in the video game is the traditional Joker, which in my opinion, is the best Joker. I loved Heath’s portrayal but if they’d have worked that version into the game… ug.. fuck that noise.

Anyway, with any Mortal Kombat game, it’s not Mortal Kombat unless there are fatalities. So thankfully… this MK game is no different.

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Check the animation… what do you think? Myself, not gruesome enough.  Still, I can’t wait to play this.

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Posted by eltardo on August 23, 2008 | Posted in batman, comics, dc, mortal kombat, video games | No Comments »

14

Aug

Hey all, I know I haven’t been posting every day, but I try too.. in three/four months it’s rare that I miss a day, so you have to know if I have been missing lately it’s because I’m one busy guy.

In any case, here’s some randoms things I found online that made me think… hmmmm

Batman fan poster riddler
Batman - Dark Knight Returns…. to the Riddler? (fan made poster)

SoWhatDoYouDO 
trust me, this shit is real.

mcdonalds overpass
this is funny… how desperate is McDonalds for people?

why so serious

Genesis 19:30-36
For you bible thumpers out there…. here’s a good reason why I think the bible is a joke.

Genesis 19:30-36 talks about two daughters having sex with Daddy. ummm… yeah…. thump on Bible thumpers, thump on indeed.

Lastly, you’ve got to see this video. The Olsen Twins walk into a bar…

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Posted by eltardo on August 14, 2008 | Posted in batman, comics, dc, funny, geek, motivational, random, religion | No Comments »

8

Aug

It’s that time again kids, random junk I found online. woot. What makes this post even more special… is that one of the images I found, is actually one of *MY* photos! I took this photo, I worked with this girl waaay back. Kind of flattering to have a ‘motivational pic’ made with my junk. Meh. Loser.

ceiling camera

Here’s the original in high res for those that are curious…

big boobies picture 

aaand on with the other randoms…

star wars baseball
gotta love the Japanese.

gt-r parking fail
GT-R PARKING FAIL (in Saudi Arabia)

truth
this is what really happens

chad perkins remax vandalized
some idiot vandalizes a billboard because he thinks he’s funny. it does look cool mind you.. haha Chad Perkins is not amused

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Posted by eltardo on August 8, 2008 | Posted in batman, comics, dc, gt-r, motivational, nissan, random | No Comments »

3

Aug

It’s that time again kiddies… random shit from who knows where. I find things that are strange, funny, stupid.. meh, something for everyone. deal with it.

sweet baby jesus and the orphans

batman and robin are gay
ummm… this is truly different.

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click this to read them… Calvin and JOBS…. Steve Jobs.  

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i know far too many people, that, like, talk, like, this way.

mk5ue
awesome x 10

baseball
I could do that.

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Nissan GT-R R35 convertible. (photoshopped, this car will never be built)

NYF_Busty
I’m hungry now for fries. damn it.

terminator_salvation
I can’t freaking wait for this. The lead writer is the same guy that penned the Dark Knight, Jonathan Nolan (Chris Nolan, his brother, directed Dark Knight) 

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Posted by eltardo on August 3, 2008 | Posted in T4, batman, comics, dc, funny, random | No Comments »