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6

Sep

I can’t stand Tobey Macquire. I don’t think he can act overly well, maybe that’s just me. Maybe I just think he’s a pimple on the ass of society, I dunno. I didn’t like him In Spiderman, in any of the series.

spiderman 4 and spiderman 5

I think when he was bitching and complaining about his back, SONY should have replaced him with Jake Gyllenhaal like they were pondering. Now word on the street is that Mrs Macquire has been signed for Spiderman 4 and 5, which are expected to be shot back to back. James Vanderbilt (Zodiac/Rundown) turned in a script that SONY wet it’s panties over, so it’s all happening now. Raimi is back at the helm as well, as is Mary Jane Cuntface, whoops.. sorry… I hate Kirsten Dunst as well. Raimi is great though. Well, good at least. Let me summarize for the slow kids in the back that don’t like to read talky talky

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Fuck it, I guess I’ll just have to wait for the Venom movie to take place. Hopefully they leave Topher Grace in place, even though he kind of died at the end of Spidey 3. Fuck it, bring him back. They’re letting retard put the Spidey suit back on, it’s not like Topher can do worse. Let Todd McFarlane write some magic damn it, don’t leave it up to some two bit hack.

This just in, Tobey takes pipe!

sigh. I fucking HATE this guy.

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Posted by eltardo on September 6, 2008 | Posted in comics, marvel, movie news, spiderman | No Comments »

22

Jul

Ok, so I wasn’t so crazy after all… The Dark Knight’s actual weekend box office take from Fri/Sat/Sun of last week, it’s opening weekend was $158,411,483.

The previous top tog was Spiderman 3 with 151 Million. Spiderman 1 was great, Part 2 was good as well but part 3… wow, they could have really done so much more with it. They had Venom for fuck’s sake. sigh.

Ah well… Batman is king, for now. Do you think any future comic book movies will take the crown from The Dark Knight? if so.. which one? Iron Man 2 perhaps? I don’t see it. Spiderman 4? Nope, they lost too many people after 3. Sony had it’s work cut out for them. Fire that pussy playing Spidey now, hire Jake G. for the role.

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Posted by eltardo on July 22, 2008 | Posted in batman, comics, dc, marvel, spiderman | No Comments »

20

Jul

Alright, so my earlier guess at what Batman would do was out to fucking lunch. haha. I guess I’ll stick to working in the adult business rather than trying to handicap movie numbers. =)

dark knight poster small spiderman 3 poster

The Dark Knight has done a 155.3 Million dollar weekend. That takes out Spiderman 3. Here are the records The Dark Knight has thus far, in order of occurrence.

1 - LARGEST NUMBER OF OPENING THEATRES WITH 4,366 (MORE THAN THE 4,362 DEBUT THEATRES OF PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD’S END IN 2007).

2 - BIGGEST MIDNIGHT PREVIEW GROSS WITH $18.489 MILLION IN 3,040 THEATRES (BEATS STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH AND ITS $16.9 MILLION IN 2,915 THEATRES IN 2005).

3 - BIGGEST IMAX MIDNIGHT PREVIEWS SET AN NEW RECORD WITH $640,000 (INCLUDED IN THE $18.489 MILLION PREVIEW NUMBER).

4 - BIGGEST SINGLE-DAY GROSS IN BOX-OFFICE HISTORY WITH $67.850 MILLION (BESTS THE $59,841,919 SET BY SPIDER-MAN 3 IN 2007).

5 - BIGGEST OPENING WEEKEND GROSS IN BOX OFFICE HISTORY WITH $155.340 MILLION (BESTS THE $151,116 MILLION SET BY SPIDER-MAN 3 IN 2007).

6 - BIGGEST OPENING WEEKEND GROSS FOR AN IMAX RELEASE IN BOX OFFICE HISTORY WITH $6,214,061 MILLION IN 94 THEATRES WITH $66,107 PER THEATRE. (BESTS THE $4.7 MILLION SET BY SPIDER-MAN 3 IN 2007.) IMAX SHOWING AT FULL CAPACITY $1.9 MILLION ON SATURDAY ALONE.

7 - BIGGEST OPENING WEEKEND OF 2008 WITH $151.340 (BEATS INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL‘S $101.137 MILLION FROM MAY 23-25, 2008)

8 - BIGGEST JULY OPENING EVER (BEATS PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST‘S $135,634,554 ON JULY 7, 2006).

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Posted by eltardo on July 20, 2008 | Posted in batman, comics, dc, marvel, movies, spiderman, the dark knight | No Comments »

24

May

I’m a comic book fan, it’s true. I’m not a true comic nerd, I don’t have comics in plastic, I don’t have my own collection or anything. I found these tattoos that were heavily inspired by Spiderman. These are not on the same guy and no, I can’t send you more. This is all I have.

spiderman-tattoo

 spidey_tattoo_2

Here’s a tattoo off my buddy Clint’s arm (below). he’s the most diehard Spiderman fan I know of.

 clints spiderman tattoo

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Posted by eltardo on May 24, 2008 | Posted in comics, cool, geek, spiderman, tattoos | No Comments »