yay burritos!

Behind the scenes

Yesterday was the first cam show where Bryci did it in our office. I am sure some of you are wondering… what’s it like to be in the same office as a hot female when she is doing a show?

Well skippy, it’s not easy…. here’s why…  the first video was shot in HD so when you watch it, be sure to click the little black box in the bottom corner to go full screen.  the other two videos were shot on the iPhone… so they’re 640 x 480 which is strange. I mean iPhone does everything else letterbox, you’d think they’d also shoot video in 16:9 format.

This one is in HD if you go full screen.

It’s not a rough life, but it’s hard when you have a beautiful woman doing this a mere five feet away. I’m not complaining… B is gorgeous!

Yes my desk is messy, what’s your point? =)

if you’d like to see Bryci on webcam or any of the other girls, head over here! <—click that

Ass out my window

So this house behind mine is behind built. BAM BAM BAM… I look outside and this is what I see. Fucking magical. Roofer crack. I had to take a photo. I you’re lucky, you might get this in your Christmas card this year.

In other news, some people are far too stupid to be allow on internets.

So how was your week? Mine was pretty much tits. I love my job, I love my life and most of all, I love my girlfriend, B. We’ve been together now over three years and we’re only getting better. The greatest thing is when you can wake up and you’re excited about what you do, who you do it with etc. What’s amazing is the girl you all know and love online, from her member only webcam shows (one of which is this Tuesday @ Bryci.com) etc…  isn’t even 1/10th of the real girl. If you knew the real B, damn… you’d be laughing all the time. She’s hilarious, smart as hell and she’ll scare the shit out of you with her kindness and her positivity vibes. This girl is the full package, if she could bottle this and sell it, she’d be RICH Nigga! (channelling my inner Dave Chappel) She inspires me daily, no joke.

 
I have a tough job, I know.

Hottest.School.Girl.Ever (more at Bryci.com) (check new desktop by the way… top right corner, Bryci school girl is in there)

Bryci has Hot friends too.

 
Dad I aced both my exams today!

oldie but a goodie

Better now

last night sucked my ball sack. no joke, I had a headache, stomach ache, I was basically fuckered. good times. Got to bed at 5:30am area, woke around 11:30 area.

We hit a snag with the new software we were going to be using for Bryci’s redesign but fuck it, you can’t stand in the way of progress… we’re going at things from a different angle and so far, things look really promising.

Yesterday Bryci took this new pic of us, while driving home from getting a new sofa.

We get it next week, we’re stoked. It’s nice to see life slowly starting to take shape and fall into place. Soon, chapter two begins.. and that my friends, will be fun! (more work shit)

Told ya so

I knew the Flames would win last night. I called it across the board. Fuck yeah. More of a case of a fan hoping a lot and believing in his team. I said this series would go seven from the start, so that means Chicago needs 3 wins. They currently have two.

Olli is the fucking MAN.

So back to Chicago for Saturday night’s game. Honestly, I expect Chicago to win that night, but then again… Calgary has had 2-1 leads in both game one and two and then blew it to sloppy play. They got their shit together and since then, haven’t looked back…. so yeah, it’s possible to take it to Chitown and then bring it home to the dome to clean up the series, prove me wrong and sink ‘em in six. Fuck that’d be sweet.

So… my back/neck is still aggravated all to shit.  Hurts like hell if I am being honest, poor B having to listen to me moan and whine. heh. Seriously, I’d rather have something broken than this, no joke. knocks on wood

This woman floats my boat.. Yes, I lurve her.

She did a self shot set being that I couldn’t lift the D700 for an ongoing time period. With pro grip, 28-70- lens and flash, the fucker is near 15 pounds. Not an issue if healthy but with limited usage of my left arm at the moment, shooting for 2-3-5 hours would suck my ballsack.

So we picked up this little Canon SD1200 camera the other day, to replace the older SD600 we’d used for candids, what not. The SD1200 has good reviews but I have to believe the people reviewing it are either retards or they have never owned a decent camera before. The pix this thing takes are lacking and then some. I love Canon, but the SD1200… no, shity camera, don’t buy it. We’re going to trade it in for a Panasonic Luminx or whatever it’s called, they seem to have great ratings.

Still, the pix she managed to take were still hot as hell.

click for some samples from the 130 Bryci self shot photos

So now I am off to bed. Windy as fuck where I live. Seriously fucked up weather. It was nice, getting nicer, then it snows? WTF WTF WTF

Lastly… I am now connected. I picked up a Blackberry Bold 9000. I was going to grab an iPhone but the new iPhone is supposed to hit in June so buying the old one would be like hammering my nuts to a table. Somewhat pointless, painful, stupid at best. No, I won’t video it for you. Fuck off.

The Blackberry Bold is a seriously piece of firepower… seriously cool shit. Mine is already fairly tweaked, hell, I even twitter from the damn thing. If you have a Crackberry and want to send me your pin (options/status/ will list your pin) I’ll add you to my blackberry messenger so I can send you regular messages telling you how ugly your sister is and how your Mom was *real* popular on the block growing up. you know, notes of bliss

Hit me up here: eltardocom@gmail.com and include your PIN number. No, I can’t hack you with it, wake up. this is for the blackberry messenger service that is free to all BB owners. Yes, it rocks.

Pinched nerves are awesome

So last Tuesday I woke up with a pinched nerve. I couldn’t move the left side of my upper body for the most part. It felt like I was hit by a truck, I was so screwed it was stupid. My back was in pain, my neck was messed up, I couldn’t turn my head left/right/up/down.

B insisted that I go to a massage therapist so she booked me an appointment and in I went. it definitely hurt getting rubbed down, but it was a good kind of pain. The kind where you know it hurts now a lot so it won’t as much later sort of thing.

I was so screwed I wasn’t able to sit at my computer for very long, I wasn’t able to update anything work wise, I wasn’t able to do much of anything. It was lame and then some. Since then, each day has been getting better, I’d say I am at about 80-90% normal again, but each day when I wake up I am in pain for a short window all over again. Yeah, lame.

Fortunately… Monday we were shooting so we got some sets done ahead of this crapfest.

This girl makes me smile.

We moved and we’re still getting settled. We went and picked up a roomba vacuum because we’d heard they are awesome. www.irobot.com is their website. Little fucker is pretty quiet and it does the work for you. Sure, you need to empty it when it’s done, but who cares? It just saved you time.

Well, that’s it for now, just wanted to touch base quick. I’m busy doing an update for B’s site. Raising the bar has never been so much fun. heh

Ok, so I am really going to bed

I was supposed to go to bed awhile back…

I tried, i was not sleepy. fack.

Dane Cook is a thief. yaaaaay

stopping attack dogs is easy!

Geeks get this.

I shot this yesterday, the woman is beauty redefined.

Daffy agrees.

Dane cook is still a thief. Too bad, I thought he was funny. Now I know why, because he steals funny comedian’s work.

The Hottest Superhero

Who is the hottest superhero ever? Shit, that’s easy. It’s my girlfriend… Super Bryci! This girl is fire with a capital F.I.R.E.. hotter then hell. Here’s a quick snap of her throwing down the horns for Wonder Woman.

You need to check this gorgeous girl out. Seriously. Click.

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