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My Girlfriend

When writing a post about one’s girlfriend, one needs to decide ahead of time is he going to be one of the guys and write as a typical guy might… or if he’s going to be more sensitive and write from the heart, not caring if other guys reading later make fun of him for being “whipped”.

For me though, this is a no brainer. My girlfriend is fucking amazing. I met her in 2006 while I was dating someone else. I was on the tail end of dating someone else, the girl I was dating was fucking bothersome and then some, always trying to change me and make me something I wasn’t. Wanting me to quit working with models, you name it.

So I meet my current girlfriend, who we’ll call “B”. I met her and we became friends while I was dating this other girl. I had broken up with the other girl like, 2 times already, I had gotten sick of her (other gf)shit and well, I was at the stage of breaking things off a third time. Why the hell I kept taking back a gf that was not right for me… I’ll never know. I’ve always been the one to break up, and I always got chased by ex’s wanting to reconcile, and I was never dumb enough to do it, but anyway… moving along…

I meet B and we become good friends, she is hanging out with me all the time and it’s like, hanging with one of the guys. She’s down to earth, she’s smart as hell and believe me, that is soooo nice. I have worked with girls for 11 years, a girl being hot is great but trust me, it’s not that important. If you’ve ever dated a hot girl that is dumb as a mud fence, you know that once the sex wears off, you start wishing she’d get hit by a truck or something because talking with her is like fucking Sesame Street or something. been there, done that, more times then I care to admit.

so B and I were quickly becoming amazing friends. She lived near by and then later, we become roommates, as friends of course. I had a crush on her after awhile because she was everything I wanted, but was never able to find. The fact that she’s beautiful was and is merely a bonus.

Have you ever had to dumb down your conversation for someone? You walk away actually feeling bad because you’re smart. With B, she understood me, she followed what I was saying and not only that, she could add to the conversation. WTF? Is this girl for real?

I immediately was on guard… she’s telling me what I want to hear. She *MUST* be. I figured we’d start dating and then sure as hell, right on schedule… she’d try and change me like all the others before her had. She’d tell me she didn’t like me working with hot girls, that she was insecure and one thing would lead to another and booya, my ass is unhappy all over again.

Nope, never happened. Instead, she’d tell me about how she loved what I did and she admired me for what I did. Like I said, she was one of the guys, but with boobs. Through the past two years dating B, I have to come to learn that each day, I love her more than the day before. Sure we have moments where we butt heads or scrap, who doesn’t? Thing is, we solve our problems quick usually. Maybe I am delusional, but I think she’s pretty much perfect. For me at least.

If you’re ever enough to meet your dream girl, marry her. I plan to, without question… someday I will marry this girl. She’s everything I have ever wanted, and more. She makes me feel amazing, she supports everything I do, she is quite simply, my better half, my split apart, the reason I wake in the morning.

I would wish that you all find what I have found with B. Seriously. My B makes me smile each and every time I look at her. Most of the time it’s because I know what she means to me, but yes, sometimes… it’s because deep down, I’m a fucking pervert. This girl has a body that just defies logic. I see other hot girls and I think to myself… meh… my b is hotter.

What can I tell you, I’m in love. I’m in love with my dream girl. A girl I never expected to find. I a girl I never knew was possible. She’s fucking amazing… and yes, since you read all that stuff (or scrolled to here)… I’ll post some photos so you can see who it is that I am bragging about.

Kick ass wallpaper for ya  (1900 x 1200)

Let me tell you how great a girlfriend she is… I’ll go to the store, I’ll come home and find a folder on my desktop of photos that I didn’t take.. no, these are images that she took for me. She knows I go nuts over her body, her curves, her in every single way actually.. haha.

I’ll give one warning… there are no more images than the ones posted. If I see one motherfucker trying to fusker my shit, I’ll ban your ip address outright, so you’ll get no more goodies. In short, don’t be a cock sucker, that’s your Mom’s job.

Geek 101

Do you own a SONY Playstation 3? I do. It’s amazing, I honestly don’t know how I got by without it, my kick ass gf bought it for me for my birthday (next week is my bd). I’m getting older technically, but fuck that, video games are the shit. I can’t stop playing Unreal Tournament.

We use the PS3 more as a media center than anything. I’ve got it connected wirelessly to my router, then on my computer I have Tversity running which streams several folders I pre-set. Thus, I can stream movies and tv shows, videos, anything from my computer to the Plasma in the living room. Holy fuck me with a spoon, so awesome. I download movies etc from Easynews and then watch em on the TV.

If you’re unsure how to set this up, hit Youtube and type in Tversity or PS3 Tversity, you’ll see. If that fails, email me and I’ll help you out. eltardocom@gmail.com

One of the games I am counting down for… well… two… NHL 09 hits shelves next week, and then in November, Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe. Check the latest screen grabs, click any for larger (as always).

wait… Superman bleeds? wtf?     

September is here. Fuck yes

I love the fall. I love not having my balls sweat when I leave the house, ya know? Nothing worse then having your testicles froth from the heat. The guys know what I speak of. I hung at the beach tonight with my girlfriend, it was awesome… windy as fuck, but awesome.

Beach photos

Not sure how your day has been so far, mine… it’s been alright. I woke at 12:30 or so, I slept in because… well… I can? Being self employed sucks, let me tell you. I was up late, feel better?

Anywhoo…. I woke, checked email, took care of a few girl issues with ladies needing this, needing that and then booyakasha… slap on the shorts and jump into beach mode. Off to catch some sun.

It’s always fun going to the beach with my girl. People look at her… see me… I can’t help but wonder if we’re one of those couples people hate because we both appear to have our shit together, or rather… if we’re that couple where guys look at me and think… he’s gotta have money. How the fuck did he score her? (my dick is as wide as can of pringles) (hahahaha.. no, no it’s certainly not.) It’s 3 inches, and it spins. True story.

At the beach today, a couple older guys.. perving on my girl. it was funny… creepy for her mind you. What is it about old men anyway? They couldn’t stop staring. I wonder about why old men just stare, do they not see us looking back at them? My gf thinks they simply don’t care. I’ll stare back and then they guy notices me looking at them and it’s like… oh.. OH.. um… look away… haha… they’re so fixed in perv mode watching my gf that they don’t happen to see me watching them. I think it’s funny, I’d certainly never get mad over something like that. Look as much as ya like. Shit, want to see my balls? (j/k)

A few pix from today…

notice pervs in water… they were happy men.

These guys were sitting right beside us when not in water, so that was fun. I’ve been in their shoes… you see a hot girl and you don’t want to be a jerk but… you want to look.. haha. Ah well.  

Shooting my girlfriend

So, if you’ve been reading this site for very long, you know three things thus far. Ok.. maybe four.

1. I am obsessed with my girlfriend
2. I am obsessed with cars, comics and movies.
3. I am one funny motherfucker. (search balls)
4. I can be opinionated. (Hey, at least I don’t walk on the fence, I pick a fucking side)

With that said, today I woke incredibly early and my rather hot girlfriend (who does in fact have a name but for purpose of screwing with Google and search engine stalkers, we shall call her ‘girlfriend’ until further notice. Mk princess? mk.) and I went out took a bunch of photos. Why? Cause I can. Fuck you.

Damn this woman makes me smile. Yes, there will be more..

Hope your day was as kick ass as mine.

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