yay burritos!

I am becoming a bear

Last night my better half and I were watching some movie that sucked balls called Fire in the Sky. It is a 1994 movie about the UFO abduction of Travis Walton etc. The movie just sucked cock, seriously. Kind of funny, really… but point being, while we’re watching this masterpiece of the dung beetles, we’re yawning.

We’re tired at 9pm? So we decided to do something about it. We were tired of our sleep schedule being screwy so we both took half a sleeping pill, the main ingredient being diphenhydamine hydrochloride. The pills are 50mg in size, and we both had around 25mg or so… we didn’t want to be knocked the fuck out, we just wanted to ensure we’d sleep through to today rather then waking at 1am being wide awake like we’d taken a nap.

Well, we crawled out of bed at 10:50am this morning. 10 minutes shy of FOURTEEN hours.

WTF

I set my alarm for 9am, it went off, I sat up, was ready to get out of bed but then I looked back t my girl and she looked so peaceful, so comfortable… I thought… just five more minutes of sleep….

next thing I know it’s almost 11am. heh

So either I am becoming a bear and I’m hibernating more and more each day, or I am hella depressed so sleep is the only real joy in my day (hahaha, not quite) or… well, my schedule just got screwed up.

I’ll let ya know. Tonight we’ll prob aim for the typical 12am/1am bedtime area we generally hit. See if we’re back on track.

In other news… you’re still ugly and your best friend gets more ass then you do.

This post needs more porn.

Click this for MONSTER SIZE BOOBIES! (5250 x 7000 pixels!)

aaaand here is your new desktop…

This is Zana from Errotica Archives. I myself am a member of this site. I know it’s strange to imagine, but there are a few sites we’re members of, this is one of them. Top notch quality and then some. Highly recommended.

These are two examples of the types of photos I like.

Hot photo

I just saw this and I thought it was insanely hot… not sure why.. but click for large boobie sized.

This post is about breasts

I just did a couple posts over at HMB (nsfw) and I figured fuck it.. I should post some breast over here as well! Woot!

This post will be about this, that, the other… nothing, and everything.. follow me? No, good. We’re on the same page. i don’t know what the fuck I am talking about either.

This sums it up…

click for HUGE breastsssssss

When I started in the adult biz, I was running this site with this girl (seen here). She did cam shows and what not all the time, I took her photos, ran the site etc. It was a blast. The bedroom you see was actually in a spare room in my office I had leased for my multimedia business… haha. People thought it was her room because we made it look “real”.. but when she wasn’t there… well, i brought other girls into her bed for shoots. muhahahaha

not sure who they are. I saw boobs. that was all.  

your day is going better than this kitties

next time when asked… 

 
print this and use this

I am not constipated.

Vikki Blows

This has got to be the greatest model name ever. Seriously. Vikki Blows.  ORLY?  YESRLY. This gorgeous model comes from the UK and is taking the magazines over there by storm, she’s out to dethrone Keely Hazell and while she doesn’t have the breasts Keely has, she is pretty damn hot. Take a look, let me know what ya think. As always, click for larger.

You’re welcome. Now register and comment. heh

One more for tonight

I try and post as often as I can and some days I am able to go nuts, other days I post once or twice. I posted a lot today, so I’m done for today… I’ll leave you with some breasts big enough to crush your head.

Don’t forget to VOTE tomorrow if you’re in the states. If you vote for McCain, seriously, eat a dick.

Those of you voting for Obama… here’s a treat.

click for monster fucking size melons of joy

Halloween Photos

Here are some random Halloween hotty photos. As you know, Halloween is the one time of the year where a girl can dress all slutty and it’s allowed. Hell Yes I am a fan of Halloween.

Click any to go larger, as always.

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Here is some shit that has been cluttering my desktop. Some of you might find humour or coolness in some of it, others of you won’t. Fuck you.

ps. I couldn’t figure out what to call this post so I named it Post Title Goes here so see if anyone would think I fucked up. Meh, small things amuse me.

  
you’ll never have this moment back

Kristy Joe from Rock of Love 2 and now.. Charm School

this shit just made me laugh. awesome face on the dude.

When exactly do you say WHEN? I mean jesus… fuck.

Here, I evened it out for ya.. Megan Fox. There. Happy?

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