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Being Normal is Lame

So can somebody tell me what is so fucking great about being “normal”? I was talking to this guy I know earlier today and he was telling me how he sees himself leaving the adult industry inside the next year or so.

I was perplexed.. the guy makes good money, a shitload more then any job is going to pay him, so what’s the problem? I suspect it has to do with his wife, she just had a child.

Now it is not fair to make an assumption that it is her doing, I understand that. I am calling upon personal experience though when I guess, and that’s all it really is as to why he’s leaving. If I had a dime for every time an ex tried to get me to leave the adult line of work and get a “normal” job, I’d have enough to buy me a slurpee. I honestly think the majority of the times, the girls were just paranoid or insecure with themselves. I get it though, I do, really. I mean… if your man is looking at hot women all day, is he still going to find you hot?

Sigh. I feel for them, I do. Fortunately my girlfriend is amazing and she works along side me as my equal. She isn’t afraid of losing me to another girl, and I’m not afraid of losing her to another guy. We work well together and that’s what matters… but I digress..

What the fuck is so grand about being normal?

Let’s see… if I had a “normal” job/life I’d be waking up at a set time to go to work with the same people day in say out, I would have to deal with shit traffic possibly, or shit weather, or shit moods at the office such as a cocksucking boss… hmmmmm sounds intriguing.. what have I been missing all this time?

Nothing.

Normality sucks in so many different colours it’s stupid. Why the fuck would I want to be like the next guy. He’s stressed about his job, he’s worried about the value of the dollar, the stock markets, he’s freaking out because his company might go tits up.

My industry will never die. Booze, Narcotics, Porn. That’s it kids. Find yourself a career in one of these three and yee shall never want for more.

I’m not rich by any means, but I sure as shit am not stressed the fuck out because I don’t know how I’m paying my rent next month. I have been that guy, stressing over money, having nothing really other then hopes and a plan to get out of the hole….believe it… I have been there and it sucks ballsack. Why would I ever want to return?

The only shitty thing about what I do is that there are those that don’t like it. So what, I don’t have a job that you approve of. is your approval rating going to pay my bills? I didn’t think so.

Yes, I could get a $50,000 to $100,000 a year job (before taxes) and that’s awesome. I have some friends that make really good money and that’s tits. They love their jobs and that’s awesome. Nothing wrong with living a normal life if it’s right for you, or if it makes you happy. I’m saying why would I leave my job for a normal one… that’s where the confusion comes into play.

In my job, I control my future 100%. Nobody can fire me tomorrow. Nobody can have a shit day, blame me and I get the boot. I don’t sick because some dork in my office has a kid with a cold, I don’t have to deal with bullshit that most do.

I deal with girl drama on occasion and that blows, but shit, it beats the hell out of the other options. heh

So listen man, you go on and quit the adult industry, you try the normal life because you somehow feel better about yourself making less money, being stressed and working longer hours to get by. Go for it man. Seriously. Maybe it’ll work out for you and if it does, that’s awesome, good for you.

I know people in the adult biz that make more in a month then anyone I know makes in a year. No schooling. no dickhead bosses. Just hard work, dedication and a willingness to say fuck you to being normal.

Normal is over rated. I’ll take being an outcast.

My book arrived

In the past you’ve heard me talk about Turn up the Heat by Dr Philip Goglia. I had read about the book online and I had seen a magazine article (that I scanned and put here) and I grabbed the book from the local library and wow… amazing.

I wanted my own copy so I ordered it from Amazon and here it is!

If you’ve ever fucked around with dropping 5 pounds, 10 pounds, 15 pounds, more… this *IS* the book for you. It’s not some fad diet or shit that will blow up on you. It’s a way to retrain your brain on how you should view food etc.

It works too, and inside the book there is a plan for men, or women. I also have been reading this book called “The Truth”

Frank Sepe knows what he’s talking about. In his book he goes over the basics, the intermediate and the advanced ways of eating, working out, what sups to take/stay away from etc.

It’s weird when you start eating properly or working out and you start to see changes… it’s inspiring.

I picked up some Lemon Lime No-Xplode yesterday, along side some OhYeah! protein/carb bars, Fuzzy Navel flavored protein shakes and of course, a few muscle milk flavors. Choco (MM light), Orange creme and Banana cream. One thing I learned, if you want to create change, you have to take action.

I actually look forward to working out, seeing the change, watching the body fat % change on my scale. I am at 190. My goal is to be around 200-205 area by summer next year and look relatively cut. Not roid monkey cut… just healthy, bigger then I am now.

I’m pretty sure I can do it. I wear an XL or XXL depending on the shirt, I want the XL to be tight and the XXL to be snug. the L shirts I have are tight as in.. meh, we’ll see what happens.

64 Bit Bootcamp and random thoughts

So i decided I’d try out full speed Vista 64 bit inside Bootcamp on my Mac Pro. So I took a couple days and tweaked it, got the settings down and now I am starting to see why a lot of people disliked/hated Vista.

Ah well, shit happens, Windows 7 will be here next June or so I’m told. It’s not as bad as it could be I guess. I mean, it works… it just a lot of interesting settings that make you think.. what the hell…

So it’s Sunday afternoon, I woke at 12:45pm today. Sunday is fuck off world day so I sleep in. I think myself and B are coming down with something, we both feel link shitcakes so we’ll wait and see how this plays out I guess. heh

Random thoughts… (click any pic for larger if i have it)

I think I am going to start posting more porn and what not here at Eltardo, you ok with that?

Remember that kick ass chair I ordered? Fucking thing doesn’t even ship out till November 22nd area. I won’t have it until the first week of December. Holy cocksuckers.  They build to order, and there is a waiting list for these things so I wait, sitting on this lame ass broken chair I have now.

fuck i miss warm beach weather. whine whine whine. It’s +6C here right now

B took this pic of me during summer.. when it gets to 35-40C.. it’s beach weather for damn sure.

My buddy sent me this cam grab way back in the day.. July 2000. He’d just bought a new hard drive, the biggest one they sold at the time. a whole 60 gigs. Fuck, those were the days. Now I sit here with this retarded overkill of power and hard drive space… wow, times have changed technology wise.

 
I hope this dude’s kids are on internets. Seeing Dad like this, well shit… that would scar you something fierce.

Tequila Cat is not impressed.

this is why being a super hero isn’t a bad thing.

When I grow up

Remember when you were little? What did you want to be when you grew up? Some of you probably wanted to be a fireman, a police man, perhaps a doctor.

My Dad was a typical father, he had Playboy’s hidden in his office and well, I knew where they were. I wanted to be Hugh.

Hefner that is. The man with the plan. This guy is an icon in every sense of the word, and not because he is around beautiful women or he has multiple girlfriends, no.. trust me, more than my girlfriend and I’d be fucked. I’m sure she’d love it though. haha… any hot girls reading this that would care to apply for the role of live in girlfriend, please email.

Anyway, I wanted to be Hefner because this guy was living the dream. He was working around beauty all the time, he was setting standards for style, for living, hell, he not only raised the bar of cool, he pretty much obliterated the prior level!

I started photographing women largely because I love porn, I love boobs, I grew up and came upon my Dad one day shooting a female (click here for more on that). I always told myself that someday… I’d start shooting again. I was drooling over the Nikon D90 earlier but truth is, I want a D700. Full frame or nothing, that simple.

I’m going to get back into shooting shortly, and I’m excited. You can expect to see a *lot* of content being shown here on Eltardo.

The kid is back, and he’s happy as fuck.

My Girlfriend

When writing a post about one’s girlfriend, one needs to decide ahead of time is he going to be one of the guys and write as a typical guy might… or if he’s going to be more sensitive and write from the heart, not caring if other guys reading later make fun of him for being “whipped”.

For me though, this is a no brainer. My girlfriend is fucking amazing. I met her in 2006 while I was dating someone else. I was on the tail end of dating someone else, the girl I was dating was fucking bothersome and then some, always trying to change me and make me something I wasn’t. Wanting me to quit working with models, you name it.

So I meet my current girlfriend, who we’ll call “B”. I met her and we became friends while I was dating this other girl. I had broken up with the other girl like, 2 times already, I had gotten sick of her (other gf)shit and well, I was at the stage of breaking things off a third time. Why the hell I kept taking back a gf that was not right for me… I’ll never know. I’ve always been the one to break up, and I always got chased by ex’s wanting to reconcile, and I was never dumb enough to do it, but anyway… moving along…

I meet B and we become good friends, she is hanging out with me all the time and it’s like, hanging with one of the guys. She’s down to earth, she’s smart as hell and believe me, that is soooo nice. I have worked with girls for 11 years, a girl being hot is great but trust me, it’s not that important. If you’ve ever dated a hot girl that is dumb as a mud fence, you know that once the sex wears off, you start wishing she’d get hit by a truck or something because talking with her is like fucking Sesame Street or something. been there, done that, more times then I care to admit.

so B and I were quickly becoming amazing friends. She lived near by and then later, we become roommates, as friends of course. I had a crush on her after awhile because she was everything I wanted, but was never able to find. The fact that she’s beautiful was and is merely a bonus.

Have you ever had to dumb down your conversation for someone? You walk away actually feeling bad because you’re smart. With B, she understood me, she followed what I was saying and not only that, she could add to the conversation. WTF? Is this girl for real?

I immediately was on guard… she’s telling me what I want to hear. She *MUST* be. I figured we’d start dating and then sure as hell, right on schedule… she’d try and change me like all the others before her had. She’d tell me she didn’t like me working with hot girls, that she was insecure and one thing would lead to another and booya, my ass is unhappy all over again.

Nope, never happened. Instead, she’d tell me about how she loved what I did and she admired me for what I did. Like I said, she was one of the guys, but with boobs. Through the past two years dating B, I have to come to learn that each day, I love her more than the day before. Sure we have moments where we butt heads or scrap, who doesn’t? Thing is, we solve our problems quick usually. Maybe I am delusional, but I think she’s pretty much perfect. For me at least.

If you’re ever enough to meet your dream girl, marry her. I plan to, without question… someday I will marry this girl. She’s everything I have ever wanted, and more. She makes me feel amazing, she supports everything I do, she is quite simply, my better half, my split apart, the reason I wake in the morning.

I would wish that you all find what I have found with B. Seriously. My B makes me smile each and every time I look at her. Most of the time it’s because I know what she means to me, but yes, sometimes… it’s because deep down, I’m a fucking pervert. This girl has a body that just defies logic. I see other hot girls and I think to myself… meh… my b is hotter.

What can I tell you, I’m in love. I’m in love with my dream girl. A girl I never expected to find. I a girl I never knew was possible. She’s fucking amazing… and yes, since you read all that stuff (or scrolled to here)… I’ll post some photos so you can see who it is that I am bragging about.

Kick ass wallpaper for ya  (1900 x 1200)

Let me tell you how great a girlfriend she is… I’ll go to the store, I’ll come home and find a folder on my desktop of photos that I didn’t take.. no, these are images that she took for me. She knows I go nuts over her body, her curves, her in every single way actually.. haha.

I’ll give one warning… there are no more images than the ones posted. If I see one motherfucker trying to fusker my shit, I’ll ban your ip address outright, so you’ll get no more goodies. In short, don’t be a cock sucker, that’s your Mom’s job.

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