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Creepy old guys

Have you ever noticed at shopping malls, there always seems to be some guys sitting in the lounge chairs or mall benches… and they’re staring at every female that walks by.

It’s like waving steak in front of a starving dog’s face. It’s fucked up to see… I was at the mall tonight with my girlfriend and watching the way guys would watch her or watch other females… it was fucking hilarious.

What are these guys thinking? A girl will see you drooling and looking desperate/lame and she’ll want to strike up a conversation? What the fuck color is the sky in your world?

I imagine they have one of those controlling relationships where their gf or wife drags them to the mall, so they sit and wait as she shops.. easier in their mind and hey, they get to check the eye candy as it passes. No way these guys actually are there to meet women, no fucking way. it is funny though. Ah well, I hadn’t posted today so I thought I’d rant.

I’m sure any females reading this, if they’re even reasonably hot will be able to identify with what I am saying. Some creepy old guys out there, no fucking question.

Being Normal is Lame

So can somebody tell me what is so fucking great about being “normal”? I was talking to this guy I know earlier today and he was telling me how he sees himself leaving the adult industry inside the next year or so.

I was perplexed.. the guy makes good money, a shitload more then any job is going to pay him, so what’s the problem? I suspect it has to do with his wife, she just had a child.

Now it is not fair to make an assumption that it is her doing, I understand that. I am calling upon personal experience though when I guess, and that’s all it really is as to why he’s leaving. If I had a dime for every time an ex tried to get me to leave the adult line of work and get a “normal” job, I’d have enough to buy me a slurpee. I honestly think the majority of the times, the girls were just paranoid or insecure with themselves. I get it though, I do, really. I mean… if your man is looking at hot women all day, is he still going to find you hot?

Sigh. I feel for them, I do. Fortunately my girlfriend is amazing and she works along side me as my equal. She isn’t afraid of losing me to another girl, and I’m not afraid of losing her to another guy. We work well together and that’s what matters… but I digress..

What the fuck is so grand about being normal?

Let’s see… if I had a “normal” job/life I’d be waking up at a set time to go to work with the same people day in say out, I would have to deal with shit traffic possibly, or shit weather, or shit moods at the office such as a cocksucking boss… hmmmmm sounds intriguing.. what have I been missing all this time?

Nothing.

Normality sucks in so many different colours it’s stupid. Why the fuck would I want to be like the next guy. He’s stressed about his job, he’s worried about the value of the dollar, the stock markets, he’s freaking out because his company might go tits up.

My industry will never die. Booze, Narcotics, Porn. That’s it kids. Find yourself a career in one of these three and yee shall never want for more.

I’m not rich by any means, but I sure as shit am not stressed the fuck out because I don’t know how I’m paying my rent next month. I have been that guy, stressing over money, having nothing really other then hopes and a plan to get out of the hole….believe it… I have been there and it sucks ballsack. Why would I ever want to return?

The only shitty thing about what I do is that there are those that don’t like it. So what, I don’t have a job that you approve of. is your approval rating going to pay my bills? I didn’t think so.

Yes, I could get a $50,000 to $100,000 a year job (before taxes) and that’s awesome. I have some friends that make really good money and that’s tits. They love their jobs and that’s awesome. Nothing wrong with living a normal life if it’s right for you, or if it makes you happy. I’m saying why would I leave my job for a normal one… that’s where the confusion comes into play.

In my job, I control my future 100%. Nobody can fire me tomorrow. Nobody can have a shit day, blame me and I get the boot. I don’t sick because some dork in my office has a kid with a cold, I don’t have to deal with bullshit that most do.

I deal with girl drama on occasion and that blows, but shit, it beats the hell out of the other options. heh

So listen man, you go on and quit the adult industry, you try the normal life because you somehow feel better about yourself making less money, being stressed and working longer hours to get by. Go for it man. Seriously. Maybe it’ll work out for you and if it does, that’s awesome, good for you.

I know people in the adult biz that make more in a month then anyone I know makes in a year. No schooling. no dickhead bosses. Just hard work, dedication and a willingness to say fuck you to being normal.

Normal is over rated. I’ll take being an outcast.

My Own Worst Enemy Cancelled

What the fuck. Who is in charge over at NBC? Word came down today that the Christian Slater vehicle My Own Worst Enemy has been cancelled. Good move, idiots.

Let me get this straight… you cancel this show, a show that is actually pretty good and then you allow a travesty like Knight Rider to continue? Oh wait, you’re going to retool that to make it “more realistic”.

Someone finally clued you in that a talking car wasn’t realistic? Oh wait, was it the dumb ass add-ons you did to the car to make it look like bufuckatron?

You keep a pile of steamy shit on tv even though it’s the laughing stock of the fucking universe, and you can one of the only good shows you have?

You guys can’t ride 30-Rock and SNL forever you know. Nobody gives a shit about ER, and nobody has for like… easy 5 years. Greys Anatomy took away your doctor show crowd without even breaking a sweat.

NBC sure isn’t what it used to be. No wonder Jay Leno will be jumping ship when his contract expires.

Reality sometimes sucks

One of the worst things for anyone is when reality kicks in. We all dream, we all have hopes and we all have aspirations. Sometimes those hopes/dreams/beliefs aren’t exactly realistic, but for whatever reason… nobody tells us. We’re thinking it so obviously we don’t a fucking clue.

In time, reality kicks in.

Not everyone is Jenna Jameson, not everyone looks like Megan Fox. For every girl that deserves a website and has the looks/work ethic to make it work, there are at least 20 that sure as shit don’t.

Guys.. you ever hook up with a really hot girl? You know how usually she’s terrible in bed right? The best girls in the bedroom are the average girls or the ones that used to be not as hot and somehow changed whatever and became hot, or simply don’t know they’re hot. haha.

I am sure it’s the same way for guys, but I don’t fuck guys… so I don’t have a reference point here. I have a few friends that might be called boy barbies and I know girls that have fucked them and they always said they sucked in the bedroom.

The reality is that the hotter you are, the lazier you are. Not a fucking clue why that is, but it applies to the work world as well. I have seen more then my share of hot females do modeling and suck big furry balls at it because they didn’t have the work ethic. They somehow felt like the world owed them something, it’s funny.

I am fortunate to work with some girls that have good work ethic. Some could have better work ethic, but shit, some have none at all. I have all types working with me. I have girls that work hard, and I have girls that don’t do shit.

What’s funny is that it’s often the lazier ones that then ponder why they’re not making much or why their checks are getting smaller or non existent.

Hmmm.. that’s a tough one. Let me think…

I am so fucking tired of lazy people. Don’t get me wrong, we’re allowed off time and time to be lazy. We’re allowed off days or even weeks. We all have shit effect is differently and some rebound out of things faster.

One of the conundrums I deal with working with girls is weight issues.  Don’t get me wrong, rock what ya got.. but if you are wanting to be 20 pounds lighter or even 5 pounds lighter.. do something about it. Don’t talk the talk and then eat a box of Ho-Ho’s, ya know?

We all have weight issues and we all wish we were smaller, more fit. I know I sure as fuck do. Thing is, my career doesn’t depend on if I can turn on some dudes. If yours does, perhaps you should take things just a shade more serious next time you’re pondering McDonalds?

Seriously, why the fuck do I have to say this? You’d think it’d be common sense. I mean hey, I know it’s easier to be in denial and blame the guy doing the sites for this or that but at the end of the day, I put out what is given to me. If you give me a sub standard product, you get people perhaps not buying.

Last time I was on internets, there’s a few options out there. You want to make MONEY? Then fucking COMPETE. Don’t expect shit to land in your lap, that’s not how the world works. Make excuses, point fingers but at the end of the day, those excuses and people you’re blaming don’t decide what you eat or how you present yourself. If you can’t take the time to do your hair or make up before a shoot or cam show, can you really be that shocked when your member base leaves?

Jesus, what color is the sky in your world? Wow.

Microsoft just doesn’t get it

I don’t understand Microsoft. I don’t know if Microsoft understands Microsoft to be honest. I should say, I don’t understand the direction they’re going in with their ad campaign.

Personally, I think the company they hired needs a swift kick in the cunt. The Seinfeld ads I liked, but most people didn’t understand them or thought they were stupid.

Then they try this “I’m a PC too” shit. ummm… okaaaaay… where did you guys come up with this? I used to hate MS for the most part, and this was well before the days of Vista. Then they created Live Writer, well… bought another company that had created it and slapped their logo on it, but meh, we won’t split hairs… I freaking LOVE Live Writer.

My buddy works for them and he likes them, he speaks highly of the way they treat their clan so that’s good too. I just think they dropped the ball with Vista, and they’re more then well aware of that. That opened the door for OS-X and well…. *somebody* has to pay for that.

So someone goes to Bill and says hey, I have these ideas for the new ad campaign….

One question.. is it the same guy that created Vista? Because they have striking similarities. ie: The both suck donkey ass.

I hear Windows 7 is supposed to be the second coming… I hope it is. I love OS-X but I do like Windows as well believe it or not, did I mention Live Writer yet? I just hate Vista more then words can say.

Check Microsoft’s latest move… parking kiosks right outside Apple Stores.

I’m not really sure of the logic here guys. Why are you spending more money trying to get people to Vista when you and I both know Vista is a steaming hunk of shit? Some advice… save your megazillions and push Windows 7 when it comes out. Better yet, offer major discounts on upgrades. Win back your audience. Times are tough, hook a nation up.

Why do I hate Vista? I have a fast ass machine, 64 bit Vista, 10 gigs of ram… Vista *should* FLY on my box… but for whatever reason… 32 bit XP outperforms the shit out of it.

I reboot into OS-X and I just sit there laughing because their is zero lag in anything. I know I sound like an Apple fanboy, but it’s like driving a Ferrari but you only get 1st gear when i am in Vista… I flip to OS-X and I get all the gears available to me. It is something you’d have to experience to believe.

I get emails from guys that use Vista with good machines and have no issues. I wonder if they are using 32 bit or 64 bit Vista? Maybe that right there is the issue… fuck if I know. This wasn’t an upgraded install either, brand new from box, Vista 64, Ultimate edition. Truth is, it is not as bad as I’d heard Vista to be… but it sure as hell isn’t as quick as it should or could be.

I sincerely hope Windows gets it right with Windows 7. A little bird sent me this the other day… a screen grab of their current OS. Yes, the little bird is well connected.

Now if that little bird really loved me, he/she/they’d hook me the fuck up. (jokes, I understand the politics at hand currently)

So with all this negativity.. I leave you with this… Happy Halloween from Domo.

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