yay burritos!

Comic babes are made for guys

I am comic geek, but nowhere near the level of a few friends I have. There are of course female comic geeks out there, but something I noticed is that female leads in comics have monster boobies.

I suspect this is a comic-like porn thing. It keeps the comic nerds coming back for more, because *maybe* this time Cat Woman’s breastages will fall out! glee glee!!!1!

Catwoman, complete with front weapons

umm… no skippy. Not happening.

I was used to Anime characters having huge boobs, that’s expected. The Japanese artists that create Anime are some kind of perverted.

Burst Angel (Anime)

Sara Pezzini aka Witchblade

Taimanin Asagi (Anime)

ummm… yeah, anyone that says these ladies were not enhanced for the pleasure of comic book fapping.. you’re fucking nuts.

Take Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe for example. A video game for the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. I own the PS3 copy and I was playing this last night. I happened to see something and I was like… wait a tic… was that a nipple? No, it was TWO.

Sonya Blade Nipples! eeek! glee glee glee. lololol

Wonder Woman even has bigger than normal boobies

yeah, this outfit wasn’t for guys at all. Noo… it looks functional. Wait… is she packing a ROD? wtfwtfwtf

Ah yes… Cat Woman and her manicles. Holy Breasts Batman!

Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe Review

Ok, so I have no had a chance to play Moral Kombat vs Dc Universe. If you look below, you’ll find an earlier post with photos from the unwrapping of the Kollector’s Edition.

Batman home schools Scorpion

HOLY SHIT.

That’s it. That’s my review.

Buy this game if you have a PS3 or Xbox 360. It’s fucking incredible. The bonus disc in the Kollector’s Edition has a lot of behind the scenes videos and what not, showing how the game was filmed, the actual step by step process. Pretty cool from a geek perspective.

I have only tried story mode thus far and it’s cool as hell. This is a game I can see myself spending a lot of time playing. Oh yeah, you can also connect to the online world for free (PS3 ONLY) and play against other people with the game.

It is, as the kids say, tits.

Unwrapping Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe

Today was a good day for me. I finally got my hands on a game I have been waiting for for a long time. Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe. I pre-ordered the Kollector’s Edition, costs $10 more and is it worth it? FUCK YES.

I did some photos/scans of what is included in the Kollector’s Edition. The cover was painted by Alex Ross. I posted a video about this painting earlier, if you missed it, it’s cool as hell….. check it here.

click for medium size *OR* click HERE for retarded HUGE size.

 
The clear sleeve covered a black box. Nice touch.

   
Inside the box, three additions.. the game disc, a comic explaining why/how the DC Universe came to battle the MK crew and then a signed Alex Ross print, albeit small. (as seen at top of post)

  
bonus Blue Ray disc with other goodies, the storylines for each character etc. very cool shit. Not sure if this comes with regular version of the game or not. If anyone out there buys this for PS3, let me know. =) eltardocom@gmail.com  

I want to tell you I have played this already but truth is, I haven’t had a chance yet… been too busy with work. I’ll give it a go though soon enough, muhahahaha

Fuck yeah I’m excited.

Alex Ross Video

This is the coolest video. It’s for the Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe. The video of Alex Ross, my fucking hero. This guy is the most kick ass comic book artist that ever held a brush.

(cover for normal version, not Kollector’s Edition)

This video is the story behind how he came up with the artwork for the cover for the “Kollector’s Edition” (yes, i already have my name down for this)

Seriously, this would be the coolest back piece (tattoo) ever.

If you’d like to download the high def video of this as opposed to watching the little one in the window.. right click here. (70 megs)

Mortal Kombat v DC Universe Kollector’s Edition

Midway has just release the cover of the new Alex Ross penned Mortal Kombat versus DC Universe Kollector’s Edition for Sony Playsation 3, Microsoft Xbox 360 etc. Get to your local video game store and PRE-ORDER.

There will also be a 16 page comic by Kombat creator John Tobias explaining how these two worlds came face to face to party down and beat the shit out of each other. The cover is also, a removable print… so that’s cool as beans in my world.

Count me in. I shall own this.

Also…

Microwaves are too slow, so says Kal El

Mortal Kombat Election Style

This is just plain cool beans. Go over to Kung Fu Election and play Mortal Kombat with an election twist. I’m fairly sure this will get yanked due to obvious trademark/copyright infringement against Midway but until it does… FIGHT!

Yes, Palin has a hockey stick and her special attack… she pulls out a rifle and shoots the other opponent. FATALITY!

Mortal Kombat Rocks

I used to play this game a lot, I mean… a looooooot. I don’t recall this fatality though, maybe you do. Click the pic to watch the video. I am still laughing.

Yes, I am aware this video is older. kthxbye

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