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I hate old people

Sep

Fuck I hate old people.

Now to clarify, I think an “old” person is someone that is 75-80+ area. Don’t get me wrong, I have respect for my elders or at least try to, but holy jesus christ on a stick, somebody kill me now. Ever get behind one of these wizards in traffic? Fucking blue hairs. All ya see is knuckles on the steering wheel of a 65 Cutlass that ol’ Willie left her when he passed. So ol’ Margaret is driving in and out of the same lane, at 20 or so… while a stream of traffic builds behind her.

Shouldn’t driver licenses be mandatory for testing after 65? Like… every 2 years or something? Who cares if it’s a pain in the ass, we’d keep a lot of senile old fucks off the road.

I’m in Walmart the other day with my girlfriend… and yeah, she’s an attractive woman. So I get to watch these old fucks that have pretty much given up on getting laid again stare and drool like they are in their own private little peep show. Like nobody sees them drooling and leaning over to get a better peak. Of course if I call one of these pricks out for being a rude cunt, of course I look like the over protective asshole boyfriend. That sucks, so I don’t play that card. Instead, I stare back at them with stern look like… WTF do you think you’re doing. I’ll get in between their eyes and my girl’s chest or ass so they have no choice but to look up to me. I’m not what I’d call a hulk, but my gf thinks I’m a bigger guy. I stand 6’0 and I weigh just under 190 area. I’m fairly muscular and without a question, if one of these monkeys were to say something inappropriate to her, I’d probably hand them their ass. I guess I am over protective. haha. I love her though, what can ya do?

old people can suck my ass

The thing that cracks me up, is that we’ll be in Walmart or some grocery store… the old guy is there with his wife, and even though he is right beside her, he stares like nobody is there. It’s like when you’re drunk… and you stare at something because it takes you longer to focus and tabulate in your head exactly what the fuck you’re staring at. For all I know, being old and smelly is like being drunk… meh, not a clue.

Speaking of smelly… we’re in line the other day at Walmart and this old woman in front of us cuts one. I mean, she *really* let one rip. Quiet…. and I kid you not, I almost vomited on the spot, all down her back. I swear to god, she shit her pants. It was bad enough that we left the line to join a longer line so we didn’t have to stand in her waste.

Man, the stories I write about on here hey? heh. Can ya just feel the love?

Alright, enough ranting. I’m off. Night world.

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Posted by eltardo on September 4, 2008 | Posted in rant |

yay burritos!

I hate old people

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