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I am a photography nut. Always have been. I received my degree in photography before I was 18, all because my father was a photographer and he was somewhat hell bent on me following in his footsteps. He wasn’t a professional, although he did have photos featured in Time and Life which is kind of big for a photographer. Anywhoo.. he made me take a photography course through the mail, and for three years, I took snaps, sent them away, did what i needed to do and then went into a local school to write my final exam, all before I finished high school. Gay hey?
I swear to fuck, if I hadn’t walked in on him shooting a hot blond when i was a young teen boy… I think I’d have thought he was nuts. However, after realizing I could also be photographing ladies… well shit, you don’t need to tell me twice. Listen to this post hey? ME ME ME. jesus fuck.
So, I have been looking at cameras and I want a new one. I want to start getting serious again about shooting content. I plan to use this content in my own site or sites as well sell licenses of the content to other website operators that feel the pix are worthy of their fan base. I’ve been told by many I’ve good behind a lens, so we’ll see if I can keep that up. Hopefully it hasn’t been a huge lie and I suck road apples at takin’ pix.
Ok, I;m getting to why I started this late night bruhaha. i recently found a camera that made my panties wet. Nay, SOAKED. Fucking drenched. Seriously, I grew a vajayjay and booyakasha, the flood gates opened after seeing this little jewel.
The Nikon D-90 is the Sex. It will be released in September for around 999 area, plus glass of course (lens). This camera is a 12.3 megapixel camera capable of shooting 6fps (frames per second).
Now previously, I wanted the Nikon D300. The D300 is a better camera than the D90, no question.. but the D300 is also a lot more expensive and well, if the D90 will do what i want for cheaper, it’s money well spent.
The Nikon D-90 also shoots video. Yes, VIDEO. It’s the first DLSR to shoot video, it records video in three sizes, 320 x 240, 640 x 482 or 1280 x 720. 1280 x 720. Let me say that again… 1280 x 720. That’s 720P HIGH DEFINITION VIDEO from a fucking NIKON.
Check this video sample taken from their website… this video was shot with the camera.
So yes, I will own this bad bitch soon…. not as soon as I’d like, but soon. Why? well… ponder with me for a moment… this camera shoots VIDEO… now think.. add a ZOOM lens to this equation and what do you have? A reason to go to the beach. A reason to create a new website with all kinds of fucked up shit. Yeah, this camera will probably get me on the news.
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Once I have this camera, you shall see photos like goddesses like this. God damn she’s hot. Almost as hot as my girlfriend… almost, but not quite.
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