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Technology is not friendly to older people. I get this. I myself am older, but not yet old. I’m in my 30’s and to some, OMFG I IZ OLD! but no… not quite. I consider “old” to be 70+ so we’re clear on my definitions here…

Over the past 10 years (actually a little more then ten years) I have been building websites, the majority of which are adult based. This doesn’t mean porn sites, but it does mean +18 type of sites. I don’t consider a nude model to be porn, but that’s probably because I’m a little more open minded than most.

Mom and Dad have sex
best christmas card. ever.

My Mom is 70, my Step Father is 69 I think. No sex jokes there about Pops or I’ll email you a photo of my anus. I’ll fucking do it too.

I fucking hate some of the email I get from people that have stumbled across my sites. They get lost and can’t remember what site I run and I’m thinking… but you somehow found my email address? I understand being naive about things like password security and what not, but seriously…  would you get behind the wheel of a car if you didn’t know how to drive it? Wait… shit. Many old people do this too. Fuck. ummm…

Internets can be confusing, I get this. I especially love the email forwards you send me that are 5-10 years old, but since you just figured out email… OMG THIS IS AMAZING AND NEW!

No. Fail.

I understand you can’t quite grasp what THE CAPS LOCK KEY is for because, well, it’s awesome!!1!

awesoem caps lock key

I am not a fan of being your tech support and helping you figure out things that to most are basic, simple, common sense but hey, I’m here to make your life easier. I have nothing better to do then to help your dumb elderly ass cross the information super highway.

One last thing, if you sign up for a website and it gives you a password and said password features upper and lower case letters, this does not mean you can type it in any way you like and expect it to work. I’d have assumed this is common sense since the email showed you upper case and lower case. No, it wasn’t trying to be cool like those retarded teen emo twits that TyPe LiKe tHiS bECaUsE iT’S CoOl…. (fuck I wish those idiots would die).

IdIotStiCK is not typed out idiotstick. they are different. When you learn this, surprise surfuckingprise, your password will work. Captcha much? no? I didn’t think so.

In closing, before you think I’m a total cocksucker for hating on most of your parent’s, here’s a nice kitty to send them. See? I am nice.

that's nice kitty

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Posted by eltardo on October 3, 2008 | Posted in animals, fail, fuck you, rant |