yay burritos!

Happy New Year 2009

15 in 21 - Day 7/21 - Jan 1, 2009

One week down. I’ve lost weight. I’m smiling.

Week two starts tomorrow, which means a new nutrition plan. Woot! Seriously, this shit works well. It’s not easy because you get tired of eating the same thing but remember, you’re trying to retrain your body to expect certain things. You’re intentionally setting plateaus so when you flip it in week 12, and then again in week 3, your body will respond with weight loss. It works, it works, it works. Not sure how much clearer I can be. I’m stoked and I feel great. Week two, here I come!

So… it’s 2009! What New Years resolutions do I have? None. Zero. Ziltch. I don’t need them. I’m not one of those… OMGOMG this will be my year! type of people. I think those people are stuck in a fog of sorts. They need a date to define their change? umm.. ok, this makes sense.

I have a goal for 2009 and that goal is simple. Keep happy or better yet, get happier. I had a certain level of success in 2008, I will better that in 2009 without question. Big things are planned, it’s exciting!

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Time for randoms…

Religion is like this. lolololololol (Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt)

3 White 370z on a car lot in the States…. yup… they’re available!

Affordable too! Fuck yes

awesome headline and it’s real.

I fucking KNEW IT!

only the dog knows for sure

high res pussy desktop for you. (homer simpson lips?)

   
I like this color Z… I picture it with tinted windows and it makes me smile. Although… white still wins for me.

Guido says hello, get in my Camaro!

Paris Hilton sucks. She ruined this Bentley

ummm… no

bathroom fun (why is this dude’s face wet?)

I’m doing this in 2009. my girlfriend will think I am sexy

Thanks Paul

Indian Superman / Spiderman

So you’re saying to yourself, Self… are there superhereos in India? Self answers…. I don’t know Self, let’s go to Youtube and check…

Gold. Pure Gold.

Almost a week

15 in 21 - Day 6/21 - Dec 31, 2008

Well, tomorrow is one week on the 15 in 21 plan. Last time I did this, several months ago, I wasn’t as serious as I am this time. No doubt, that’s why it was so easy to fall off the fitness bandwagon back then too. heh

I’ve noticed a tremendous change in my energy level and now that B is back, she said she noticed a difference in me as well. When B left for Xmas vacation, I was 192.6. I was working out and what not, and I started to eat smarter but I hadn’t officially started the 15 in 21 nutrition guideline until 6 days ago.

I weighed myself this morning, not even a week in and I am blown away at the difference. Dude. Seriously. If you’re unhappy with your body, or you’re one of those.. OMG I want to be fit in 2009! types… they yes, get this book, no question.

If you’re in Canada, hit amazon.ca instead and search for "Turn up the heat". You can see what it looks like above.

Yeah, the plan works. It’s amazing. Yesterday was a harder day for me to remember to drink my water and I am officially tired of zucchini but ya can’t win em all. The plan works, that’s all I need to know.

So my girl is home! Woot! I’m much happier now. Just looking at her makes me smile and feel warm inside. She’s my rock.

Off to check laundry… my jeans are almost done drying. warm nuts are happy nuts. guys know what I’m saying.

Raise your game

15 in 21 - Day 5/21 - Dec 30, 2008

Life is a series of checkpoints. Not a race, but definitely an adventure and along the way, you see others you know… some are doing great, some aren’t doing so well. Some people are gung-ho and attack life with zest, choosing to make the most of every moment. These people usually excel in everything they do, because they don’t see failure or success so much as they see being happy or not being happy. Fairly basic approach really. If you’re unhappy and you don’t do something to change it, can you really be surprised when tomorrow comes and you’re still unhappy?

Other people are less enthusiastic and perhaps, they’ve been told by someone they’d never amount to much and what’s worse, they believed it.

I’m a firm believer in that saying you are what you eat. Your friends are also a good indication of yourself as a person. No, they don’t define who you are, but if you hang out with losers that get high every day and are lazy… what does that really say about you? My Dad had this saying that I’m sure he was told by his Father. You’re only as good as the company you keep.

I’m not sure that I buy into that completely, but at the same time… there’s a lot of truth in that statement.

I remember reading a study where they followed the lives of 100 families. 50 of those families lived in a low class area of town, ridden with crime and despair. The other 50 families were living in a nice area of town, free from crime and full of opportunity. Can you guess which kids went further in life and which kids didn’t? How about which parents excelled in life in finding new and better paying jobs and which gave up early and sat on unemployment insurance etc after getting laid off?

Not exactly rocket science, I know. My point to this post, is that we as individuals have to raise our game. An amazing woman once said to me to reach for the moon and should I fall, I will fall amongst the stars. We need to stop giving ourselves ‘outs’ and start holding ourselves accountable to life.

Want a better job? Go get one. I hear some shrugging their shoulders, perhaps shaking their heads… it’s not that easy man! Yes, actually it is. Believe in yourself. That’s it. Simple.

Take me for example.. I was a young kid working in retail, hating life. I had worked in bars as a waiter, a bartender, shit.. even in the restaurant. I’d tried the service industry and I learned what we all have learned from that industry… it’s hard. It’s trying on you and you don’t really get very far unless your goal is to open a bar or what not, and if that’s the case, great. I tried many, many, MANY jobs before throwing my hat into the website game.

I didn’t go to school for this. I didn’t take courses. I went to the book store. I bought books. I read books. I took action to change my life because I wasn’t happy with the life I was living. I would see friends living the same old party lifestyle, day after day. Who cares man! We’ll grow up tomorrow!… they’d tell me.

I am not saying grow up, hell no.. that’s lame. I’m saying hold yourself to a higher level, and watch what you accomplish. It’s unreal when you set your mind to something, what you can do. Common sense, I know… but who does it? Not many.

I know webmasters in the adult business that make $50,000-$100,000 per month. PER MONTH. I know of a few that pull high six figures, low to mid seven figures per month as well. I don’t know them personally, I know of them. I know who they are etc.

So what’s the difference between them and me? Are they smarter? Do they have more drive? Did they get in at the right time? Were they lucky? I can ponder all of these things, or I can learn from the lessons they’ve created.

Life is school man, lessons are all around us. You think Burger King started up without going to McDonalds first? heh

I know of web models that pull 10,000-30,000 per month taking photos and chatting online on occasion. I also know of girls that make next to nothing. So what’s their difference there? Are some better looking? Some luckier?

Is it possible that the girls making the major coin actually earned it by creating a plan or following a plan and sticking to it? When it comes to modeling online, there is a lot to it, but looks, aren’t the most important part strangely enough. They are important, sure… your looks, your body etc, but no… the biggest thing… consistency and repetition. Create something, and replicate. Updates, posts, repeat. It’s not hard stuff, but it doesn’t make you rich overnight. Yes, there are hundreds of thousands of other girls online wanting the same customers…. so how do you put yourself ahead of them?

Work effort.

One thing I know of most web models is that they’re lazy as hell. It’s the funniest shit you’ve ever seen because they work juuuust enough to make a check. If they kept pushing themselves, those checks would climb and climb… but they don’t. It’s not like it’s hard to do your hair, make up, and smile… is it?

I talk about the adult biz because hey, that’s what I know. You preach what you know, right?

There are some webmasters in my business that I really look up to. I respect what they’ve done, I see why they’re successful and I take notes from what they’re doing. 2008 was a great year for me work wise, but it’ll suck in comparison to 2009. 2009 is going to raise the fucking bar, the way the  bar should be raised.

I’m looking at moving to a new city… and in doing so, I have to take into consideration where to live. Do I get a place around the same rent value as where I am if I can find it? Do I maybe find a nicer place that costs more, that puts me in a nicer situation… so I hold myself to a higher level? Fuck yes.

Remember that earlier part in this book of a post (heh) where I told you about the families that live in one area, versus the other area. You and I my friend, are no different. Take where you live now… if you lives in a place that was $500 more per month, you’d either be more successful in life all around, or you’d fail miserably because you didn’t believe in yourself.

I know which side of the fence I am on, but the question… do you? (not which side I am on, smart ass. haha.. which side you’re on)

I think I am going to raise the game when we move.  The key to life is to reach for it, you don’t wait for it to come to you.

Don’t shoot for the moon… shoot for Jupiter.

Day five… I am kicking ass in this program. I am eating like a horse, yet I’m really not. I am eating six times a day, every 2.5 hours and I am drinking my weight in ounces (water only) so I’m full at the end of the night, make no mistake. You wake up and you’re starving because your body is like… ok dude, seriously, feed me, NOW!!!!

I am sitting here typing this and I am sweating. wtf? It’s not hot in my room… it’s normal temp. I’m shirtless so my fame should be cool…. yet… I’m sweating. This is fucking awesome. See, when you’re sweating, your metabolism is kicking ass… heh

My girl comes home tonight. I cannot wait.

International Product Name Fail

Sometimes, the name of a company can mean different things in different counties. For example, the Fag Detector.

umm… Fail.

Funny, but still, fail.

3.6 in 4 days

15 in 21 - Day 4/21 - Dec 29, 2008

So, the plan is called 15 pounds in 21 days. I have been recording my weight at the start of the day (inside 5/10 min of waking, but after i shit of course.

This is me on most days… ‘cept i don’t wear a jacket to drop the kids at the pool. word. i do however, hold the fuck on. TMI, FTW

Anyway… I record my stats for weight first thing and then bfp at the end of the night.

Day 4 and I can tell you, I have lost 3.6 pounds thus far.

Not too bad I’d say. A good start, but let’s see where I am a week from now, ya know?

I think I need to inject more porn back into this blog. It’s getting booooring. I’ll post more later today for you fuckers. coo foo?

2009 is almost here people, that shit excites me to no end. 2008 was awesome, amazing year but 2009 is going to be something much, much bigger. Much much better. I look at it like 2008 laid the tracks for 2009. A game plan was created, a blueprint if you will and well… now we get to improve. muhaha

Not tired yet. wtf

I went to bed at 12:05am. That’s 5 minutes after midnight for the time challenged. My plan… wake at 8:00am. Seems like a good plan. One small thing… last night I didn’t get to sleep until 3:00am because I was working, so I naturally woke later today than normal… 10:30 to be exact.

It is now 4:40am. FAAAAACK

I am not sleeping yet. I am sleepy, but not tired.. if that makes any sense? I yawn, I lay down, the brain won’t shut down. Nothing specific really, I’m excited about the nutrition program I am on, day three went off without a hitch, all went well and according to the scale, I am slowly loosing weight and my body fat percentage is dropping. (woot!)

I worked out today as well, so my body is sore as fuck.. but that’s a good thing. This is SUPPOSED to make me tired damn it.  I had a long talk with B, I’m missing her like crazy right now and well, she comes home to me Tuesday night. (YES!!!!!!!)

I want to be like this kitten.

Well, maybe not exactly like that kitten. I don’t want to be face down in a bowl of tender vittles or whatever that is. Meow Mix i think… haha. I want to be passed the fuck out.

Wait a second… should I take Nyquil?

YES!!! i think I should take Nyquil! Last time it fucked me up, but whoo ahhhhh I slept well. Like a kitten in a bowl of.. er… umm… see picture above.

(told you i couldn’t sleep. if i offended anyone with what i wrote in this mock ad… umm.. please eat a dick. kthxbye)

FUCK YES!!1! I am off to get high as Giraffe pussy on Nyquil.

I will not be awake at 8am as planned. I will be up at 12 noon.

Damn it I hate being on a messed up sleep schedule all over again. ah well, i’ll adapt.

In the mean time.. something to dream about… my bb

God damn I love this woman. 37.5 hours till she’s home.. ummm not that I am counting or anything…

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