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Sandee Westgate, huge boobs and Superman News

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Do you know who Sandee Westgate is? She’s an ex Playboy model that later went on to pose here, there, all over. She’s got her own website and she does video reviews for Hollywood Tuna. I fucking hate Hollywood Tuna because they have these gay ass ads that are full screen. Fuck Hollywood Tuna, seriously, the cumquat that runs the site is a two bit hack trying to be egotastic anyway… heh. whoops.. off topic…

Anyway, I came across this pic of Sandee and wanted to show ya. She’s got some big ol boobies.

Notice… no link to the porn site with a referral code. I’m sure you’re wondering why and honestly, so am I… I want(ed) Eltardo to be a free site, free of ads and what not. I’ll prob link to sites with referral codes, other blogs or sites I like or even blog on myself, but on eltardo.com, you’ll never get upsold.

I feel like this right now. the asshole is itchy. ever have that? yes

It’s not that I am above it, this site is my site I chill on, sometimes I blog like a fucking homeless person (whatever the fuck that means) and other times I’m a many of few words. (hahaha what the fuck ever, like that will ever happen). So maybe someday you’ll see links or referral codes on eltardo… but not today.

Time for some Man of Steel news…

red son superman in russia

Did you hear the latest Superman news? It seems Mark Millar (at left), author of WANTED and many others, but one of my new favs… Red Son (I am currently reading this book) might have a shot at writing the new Superman movies. I think Bryan Singer is the shit but sadly, Warner Brothers doesn’t agree. The last Superman movie didn’t do 1/2 of what they wanted it to do.. so now an unnamed Hollywood Director that is supposed to be one of the bigger guns in Tinsel Town is asking WB if they can do the movie. Mark envisions it as a trilogy, shot back to back ala Lord of the Rings style… telling the story from start to finish. Yes Clint, you’re going to have to sit through yet *another* telling of the classic Kryptonian tale. (moan/gasp/sigh). Order me some fries and a hot dog, I’ll grab the cokes.

It’d be cool if the new Superman movie somehow incorporate Red Son, but that shit will never happen. Red Son details a what if… what if Clark Kent didn’t crash down in Smallville, Kansas, USA? What if he crash landed in the Ukraine? In Soviet Communist Motherfuckin’ Russia! He’d grow up somewhat different… no? Makes for quite a story.

me need take poop. pass shit wrap now comrade! danka!

Mark Millar figures this will introduce a new crowd to Supes and bring a new fan base, doing the trilogy that is… and while I admire his hope for the franchise…. I figure fuck it dude, promo Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe more, that will do it. That game drops in November of this year for PS3 and my ass will be enjoying it greatly, thanks for asking. If you don’t see me blogging for a bit in November, it’s because I be gamin’, foo.

Butter my toast and call me Becky. This makes me smile.