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Sep

One of the things in life I will never quite understand, is when you are at the mall or something… and you walk by someone, and you’re juuust behind them so you get caught in their draft. You smell them you’re so close, it might be a foot, might be five feet. All comes down to what or how much stink juice they put on that day.

You ever notice all old people smell the same? Why is that anyway? Is that the smell of expiration? Does death smell like this?

I especially like the retard guys that think they’re cool or whatever so they put on a cup of cologne  before leaving. They figure… this will get the girls. They’re right, it will get the girls gasping for clean air.

It’s a simple concept fellas… ONE SPRAY. One, not two, ONE. Don’t decorate your clothing with sprays thinking it will soak in and disappear… the shit is potent and the more you use, the less likely it is to work.

Women… same rule applies. You can on occasion get away with two sprays if it’s decent quality stuff and not some old shit that you’ve had for years.

People need to be aware that cologne/perfume DOES EXPIRE. it’s got a shelf life of 9-12 months typically.

Lastly, pit juice. Please? Thanks.

I fucking hate walking near some tardo that forgot to old spice himself or whatever. I don’t have a desire to smell you, and I’m fairly sure others share my view.

That’s all for now. =)

I leave you with a what if… what if Porn Start Peter North, king of the mighty milkshake.. was dating Megan Fox?

Megan Fox Peter North
Yeah, I thought this too. 

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Posted by eltardo on September 23, 2008 | Posted in celebrity, megan fox, rant |